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| − | "'''Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)'''" is a song sung by [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]], [[Ned Flanders]], [[Marge Simpson]], [[Chief Wiggum]], [[Llewellyn Sinclair]], and [[Otto Mann]]. It's the sixth track on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. The track is a medley of the song "[[#White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)|White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)]]" (0:20), "[[#Long Before the Superdome|Long Before the Superdome]]" (0:23), "[[#New Orleans|New Orleans]]" (0:36), "[[#I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras|I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras]]" (0:44), "[[#I am Just a Simple Paper Boy|I am Just a Simple Paper Boy]]" (0:41), "[[#Stella|Stella]]" (0:17), "[[#She Flies |She Flies]]" (0:34), and "[[#The Kindness of Strangers|The Kindness of Strangers]]" (0:39). | + | "'''Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)'''" is a song sung by [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]], [[Ned Flanders]], [[Marge Simpson]], [[Chief Wiggum]], [[Llewellyn Sinclair]], and [[Otto Mann]]. It's the sixth track on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''. The track is a medley of the song "[[#White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)|White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)]]" (0:20), "[[#Long Before the Superdome|Long Before the Superdome]]" (0:23), "[[#New Orleans|New Orleans]]" (0:36), "[[#I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras|I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras]]" (0:44), "[[#I am Just a Simple Paper Boy|I am Just a Simple Paper Boy]]" (0:41), "[[#Stella|Stella]]" (0:17), "[[#She Flies|She Flies]]" (0:34), and "[[#The Kindness of Strangers|The Kindness of Strangers]]" (0:39). |
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
=== White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) === | === White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) === | ||
| − | :'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]''' | + | :'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]:''' |
:''Perhaps we're ''all'' a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.'' | :''Perhaps we're ''all'' a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Otto Mann]]''' | + | :'''[[Otto Mann]]:''' |
:''Drag.'' | :''Drag.'' | ||
=== Long Before the Superdome === | === Long Before the Superdome === | ||
| − | :'''Chief Wiggum''' | + | :'''Chief Wiggum:''' |
:Long before the Superdome, | :Long before the Superdome, | ||
:Where the Saints of football play, | :Where the Saints of football play, | ||
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=== New Orleans === | === New Orleans === | ||
| − | :'''Ensemble''' | + | :'''Ensemble:''' |
:New Or-le-ans, | :New Or-le-ans, | ||
:Home of pirates, drunks, and whores, | :Home of pirates, drunks, and whores, | ||
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=== I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras === | === I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras === | ||
| − | :'''Woman''' | + | :'''Woman:''' |
:''What's the matter, honey, are you lost?'' | :''What's the matter, honey, are you lost?'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.'' | :''I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:''It's mom!'' | :''It's mom!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' |
:''Huh?'' | :''Huh?'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''Ma name is Blanche DuBois.'' | :''Ma name is Blanche DuBois.'' | ||
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=== I am Just a Simple Paper Boy === | === I am Just a Simple Paper Boy === | ||
| − | :'''Apu''' | + | :'''Apu:''' |
:''I'm collecting for ''The Evening Star''.'' | :''I'm collecting for ''The Evening Star''.'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.'' | :''Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.'' | ||
| − | :'''Apu''' | + | :'''Apu:''' |
:I am just a simple paper boy, | :I am just a simple paper boy, | ||
:No romance do I seek. | :No romance do I seek. | ||
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=== Stella === | === Stella === | ||
| − | :'''Ned Flanders''' | + | :'''Ned Flanders:''' |
:STELLA!!! | :STELLA!!! | ||
:STELLA!!! | :STELLA!!! | ||
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=== The Kindness of Strangers === | === The Kindness of Strangers === | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:''Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.'' | :''Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.'' | ||
| − | :'''Ensemble''' | + | :'''Ensemble:''' |
:You can always depend on the kindness of strangers | :You can always depend on the kindness of strangers | ||
:To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers. | :To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers. | ||
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' |
:Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret. | :Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret. | ||
| − | :'''Cast''' | + | :'''Cast:''' |
:A stranger's just a friend you haven't met! | :A stranger's just a friend you haven't met! | ||
:You haven't met! | :You haven't met! | ||
Revision as of 09:37, October 8, 2019
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Song Information
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"Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical)" is a song sung by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Ned Flanders, Marge Simpson, Chief Wiggum, Llewellyn Sinclair, and Otto Mann. It's the sixth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield. The track is a medley of the song "White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)" (0:20), "Long Before the Superdome" (0:23), "New Orleans" (0:36), "I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras" (0:44), "I am Just a Simple Paper Boy" (0:41), "Stella" (0:17), "She Flies" (0:34), and "The Kindness of Strangers" (0:39).
Contents
Lyrics
White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue)
- Llewellyn Sinclair:
- Perhaps we're all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the proscenium arch. But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites into white hot grease fires of pure entertainment!!! Except you, you're not working out, I'll be playing your part.
- Otto Mann:
- Drag.
Long Before the Superdome
- Chief Wiggum:
- Long before the Superdome,
- Where the Saints of football play,
- Lived a city that the damned call home.
- Hear their hellish roundelay...
New Orleans
- Ensemble:
- New Or-le-ans,
- Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
- New Or-le-ans,
- Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.
- If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip
- To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississip.
- New Or-le-ans,
- Stinky, rotten, vomiting, vile,
- New Or-le-ans,
- Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul.
- New Or-le-ans,
- Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank,
- New Or-le-ans.
I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras
- Woman:
- What's the matter, honey, are you lost?
- Marge:
- I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.
- Lisa:
- It's mom!
- Homer:
- Huh?
- Marge:
- Ma name is Blanche DuBois.
- I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
- A neverending party...
- Ha!
- I'm a faded southern dame
- Without a dime.
I am Just a Simple Paper Boy
- Apu:
- I'm collecting for The Evening Star.
- Marge:
- Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.
- Apu:
- I am just a simple paper boy,
- No romance do I seek.
- I just wanted forty cents
- For my deliveries last week.
- Will this bewitching floozy
- Seduce this humble newsie?
- Oh, what's a a paper boy to...do?
- Woo-hoo!
Stella
- Ned Flanders:
- STELLA!!!
- STELLA!!!
- Can't you hear me yell-a?
- You're puttin' me through Hell-a?
- Stella, STELLA!!!!
She Flies
- (instrumental)
The Kindness of Strangers
- Marge:
- Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
- Ensemble:
- You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
- To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
- Marge:
- Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
- Cast:
- A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
- You haven't met!
- STREETCAR!
