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Edna: Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.

Krusty: Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.

Lisa: This isn't going to work, Bart.

Bart: Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.

Bart: Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated "R"!

Homer: We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.

Bart: Aw, man...

Homer: So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?

Squeaky-voiced teen: Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.

Homer: Aw, man...

Bart: Like you've actually read "Great Exaggerations."

Lisa: As a matter of fact, I have.

Bart: I'll bet you haven't.

Lisa: I have!

Bart: Get real.

Lisa: I read it!

Bart: In your dreams.

Lisa: I'll prove it to you!

Milhouse: So, did you get the report finished?

Bart: In the bag, Milhouse, my man.

Milhouse: How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?

Bart: Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.

Milhouse: Is that like ritalin?