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Comic Book Guy's Lament
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Song Information
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"Comic Book Guy's Lament" is a song sung by Comic Book Guy.
Lyrics
- Comic Book Guy:
- I've always been happy to call myself single.
- No Mary Jane.
- Or Lois Lane with whom I'd comingle.
- (Comic Book Guy opens the lid on a can of Pringle Potato Chips and grabs a chip,
He pours out all of the chips in a line and eats them all.)
- You could say that I was an unstackable Pringle.
- (Comic Book Guy walks past pillars with various magazines on display)
- I've got originals signed by Siegel and Shuster.
- But they don't satisfy in the way that they used-ter.
- (Milo plays the guitar while Strawberry plays the Drums on the sidewalk in front of the Comic Book Shop.)
- Milo:
- It really don't matter if you've got a Cap Anson.
- If you spend your nights in your underwear prancin' with a cardboard stand of Scarlett Johansson!
- Comic Book Guy:
- Guess I've always been lonely
- but I've never revealed it.
- Dropped my heart into Mylar and then...
- (sobs) vacuum sealed... it.
Appearances
