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== Laws == | == Laws == | ||
=== Town Charter === | === Town Charter === | ||
| − | * The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including [[Jebediah Springfield]]<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]">[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]</ref> | + | * The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including [[Jebediah Springfield]]<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]">"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"</ref> |
* The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true <ref name="[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]">"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"</ref> | * The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true <ref name="[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]">"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"</ref> | ||
* If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | * If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * Ducks shall wear long pants <ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]">[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]</ref> | + | * Ducks shall wear long pants <ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]">"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"</ref> |
=== Laws on legality === | === Laws on legality === | ||
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*It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | *It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | ||
* Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)<ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"/> | * Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)<ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"/> | ||
| − | * It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]</ref> | + | * It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"</ref> |
| − | * Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]</ref> | + | * Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"</ref> |
* On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"/> | * On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"/> | ||
| − | * Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean<ref name="[[Make Room for Lisa]]">[[Make Room for Lisa]]</ref> | + | * Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean<ref name="[[Make Room for Lisa]]">"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"</ref> |
* Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"/> | * Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"/> | ||
* It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours <ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | * It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours <ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ||
]]">[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ]]">[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ||
| − | ]]</ref> | + | ]]"</ref> |
* It's illegal to tie a alliagator to a fire hydrant<ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | * It's illegal to tie a alliagator to a fire hydrant<ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ||
| − | ]]">[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | + | ]]">"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"</ref> |
| − | ]]</ref> | + | * Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.<ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]">"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"</ref> |
| − | * Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.<ref name="[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ||
| − | ]]">[[The Seven-Beer Snitch | ||
| − | ]]</ref> | ||
=== Propositions === | === Propositions === | ||
* 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported <ref name="[[Much Apu About Nothing]]">"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"</ref> | * 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported <ref name="[[Much Apu About Nothing]]">"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * 104 - Homer Out of Springfield<ref name="[[Three Gays of the Condo]]">[[Three Gays of the Condo]]</ref> | + | * 104 - Homer Out of Springfield<ref name="[[Three Gays of the Condo]]">"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"</ref> |
| − | * 217 - Vote on Casinos <ref name="[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]">[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]</ref> | + | * 217 - Vote on Casinos <ref name="[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]">"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"</ref> |
| − | * 232 and 242 - votes on [[Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents|children's rights]].<ref name="[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]">[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]</ref> | + | * 232 and 242 - votes on [[Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents|children's rights]].<ref name="[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]">"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"</ref> |
* 304 - Polls will become legally binding <ref name="[[Homer Badman]]">"[[Homer Badman]]"</ref> | * 304 - Polls will become legally binding <ref name="[[Homer Badman]]">"[[Homer Badman]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows<ref name="[[Lisa the Simpson]]">[[Lisa the Simpson]]</ref> | + | * 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows<ref name="[[Lisa the Simpson]]">"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"</ref> |
== References == | == References == | ||
Revision as of 14:38, August 31, 2012
Springfield has a variety of laws that are not found in other parts of the state or the US.
Laws
Town Charter
- The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including Jebediah Springfield[1]
- The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [2]
- If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [3]
- Ducks shall wear long pants [4]
Laws on legality
- It is illegal to mail threatening letters [5]
- It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [5]
- Casino gambling is legal [6]
- No mercury dumping without permit [7]
- It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [8]
- It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[9]
- It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[10]
- Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)[4]
- It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities[11]
- Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) [12]
- On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose [13]
- Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean[14]
- Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead[1]
- It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours [15]
- It's illegal to tie a alliagator to a fire hydrant[15]
- Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.[16]
Propositions
- 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported [17]
- 104 - Homer Out of Springfield[18]
- 217 - Vote on Casinos [19]
- 232 and 242 - votes on children's rights.[20]
- 304 - Polls will become legally binding [21]
- 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows[22]
References
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