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Difference between revisions of "You're a Bunch of Stuff"

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:'''[[Luigi]]''':
 
:''For you, pretty lady, I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih. And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.''
 
  
:'''[[Angelo]]''':
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:'''[[Lisa]]''' (speaking):
:''Yeah, I like-a to chew.''
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:Mom, doesn't it bother you that you're getting all this attention just because of...those?
 
 
:'''Marge''':
 
:''Thank you, fellas.''
 
 
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
 
:''Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?''
 
 
 
:'''[[Homer]]''':
 
:''That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.''
 
  
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:'''[[Homer]]''' (speaking):
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:That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained...
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:(singing)
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through song.
 
:You took a twenty-karat diamond
 
:You took a twenty-karat diamond
 
:And made it gleam
 
:And made it gleam
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:'''[[Snake Jailbird]]''':
 
:'''[[Snake Jailbird]]''':
 
:You're a brand new muscle car
 
:You're a brand new muscle car
:And all the wheels are mag.
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:And all the wheels are rag!
  
 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''':
 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''':
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:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''':
 
:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''':
:And I decree you
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:You're The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
:The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
 
 
:(''everyone gasps'')
 
:(''everyone gasps'')
 
:—dangerous criminals!
 
:—dangerous criminals!
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:And they're all mine!
 
:And they're all mine!
  
:'''Marge''':
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===Aftermath===
:''Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?''
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Marge wondered why Homer never sang a song like that to her before but Homer told her he was getting around to it.  
 
 
:'''Homer''':
 
:''Oh, I was getting around to it.''
 
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Full cast songs]]
 
[[Category:Full cast songs]]

Revision as of 12:46, June 13, 2012

You're a Bunch of Stuff is a song sung by the cast that subtly praises Marge's new inplants in the episode Large Marge. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Ian Maxtone-Graham. It is the eleventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Lisa (speaking):
Mom, doesn't it bother you that you're getting all this attention just because of...those?
Homer (speaking):
That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained...
(singing)

through song.

You took a twenty-karat diamond
And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream.
Comic Book Guy:
You're like X-Men number three
In a mylar bag.
Snake Jailbird:
You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are rag!
Mr. Burns:
You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep.
The Sea Captain:
Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
In me fav'rite film...The Deep.
Moe Szyslak:
You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize.
Dr. Hibbert:
Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease.
All:
You're a sundae underneath
Two great big cherries.
Marge:
Keep in mind they're only
Temporar-ar-ies.
All:
Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you.
Mayor Quimby:
You're The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
(everyone gasps)
—dangerous criminals!
All:
Hooray!
Homer:
And they're all mine!

Aftermath

Marge wondered why Homer never sang a song like that to her before but Homer told her he was getting around to it.