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Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking coffee!
Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!
Homer: They killed Graystache!
Guy: Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! (throws the book at Homer)
(Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.)
Nelson: Ha-ha! I touched your heart!
Milhouse: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
Bart: What can you do about it? (Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon.) Hey!
Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!
Homer: (tucking Lisa into bed) Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!
Bart: Where is Nelson?
Principal Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
Bart: What?!
Principal Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.
Homer: No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! (sobs)
Martin: Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
Bart: Well said!
[After Martin's line, a title appears: fag•got (fag´• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks)]
Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
