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| − | + | === Queen Elizabeth I Segment === | |
| + | :'''[[Moe]]:''' ''[After seeing Queen Elizabeth I half-naked]'' Whoah, someone call Beowoulf! Grendel got in again! | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Julio|King Julio of Spain]]:''' Usually I love seeing flaming dreamboats headed my way, but not like this, baby! NOT LIKE THIS! | |
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| − | + | :'''[[Selma Bouvier|Queen Elizabeth I]]:''' ''[After trying smoking]'' If I ever have sex, this would be great afterwards! | |
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| − | + | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' ''[referring to the tiny ship models in the table]'' This is the Spanish Armada, some of the finest ships ever made. | |
| − | + | :'''King Julio:''' Excellent! Now, take me to the real ones. | |
| − | + | :'''Lenny:''' These are the real ones! ''[moves the Spanish Armada from Spain to England on the map using a stick]'' Watch out, England. ''[in British accent]'' No! Have mercy! ''[switches back to real voice]'' Never. | |
| − | + | :'''King Julio:''' Guards! Take him to the dungeon and put things inside of him. | |
| − | + | :'''Guard:''' Nice things? | |
| − | + | :'''King Julio:''' No, not nice things! | |
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| − | + | :'''Queen Elizabeth I:''' ''[to Sir Walter Ralleigh]'' Don't you know that I love you? I've always loved you! | |
| + | :'''[[Marge Simpson|Lady Marge]]:''' ''[confused and repulsed]'' Um, who are you talking to? | ||
| + | :'''Queen Elizabeth I:''' Both! Neither! Oh, what difference does it make? | ||
| − | + | === Snow White Segment === | |
| − | === | + | :'''HDTV:''' You would do in a pinch, my Queen, but Snow White's the fairest I have seen. Also, there's a weather girl on Channel 9 who's whee-hee-hee! |
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| − | + | :'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' ''[about to cut out Snow White's heart]'' I... I... I cannot do it! Run, lassie! Find wee little men, and hide with them! ''[Snow White flees and [[Plopper]] the Pig walk in]'' Now to fool the Queen with a pig's heart! ''[He raises his knife]'' I... I... I cannot do it! ''[picks up a piece of red construction paper as Plopper flees]'' Maybe I'll cut her a heart out of construction paper... I... I... I cannot do it! | |
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| − | + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson|Snow White]]:''' ''[trying out three different beds]'' This bed's too hard! This one's too soft! And this bed is just... like the first one! Also too hard! I guess I'll sleep in the one that's too soft. | |
| + | :'''Queen:''' ''[surrounded by and about to be torn apart by the forest animals]'' Ooh, Herbivores! I'm sooo scared... aaah! | ||
| + | :'''Dwarfs:''' Ho-hi, ho-hi! It's time to say goodbye! If Disney sues, we'll claim their use, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi! | ||
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| − | + | :'''Queen:''' ''[handing Groundskeeper Willie a box shaped like a heart]'' Bring me Snow White's heart in this box. | |
| − | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' What am I going to do with the rest of the body? | |
| − | + | :'''Queen:''' ''[refering to a child-sized box made to look like Snow White]'' Put it in this box! Then you'll get your reward. ''[Eyes move to adult-sized box made to look like Groundskeeper Willie]'' | |
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| + | :'''[[Lenny Leonard|Lenny dwarf]]:''' There's someone in our house! | ||
| + | :'''Crabby dwarf:''' Let's put a pickaxe in it's brain! | ||
| + | :'''Lenny:''' You're in marketing! Why do you even bring an axe? | ||
| + | :'''Crabby dwarf:''' If you were in marketing, you'd know. | ||
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| + | === Third segment === | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[referring to Shakespeare, while killing Mel]'' Well if you see him in Heaven... tell him he sucks! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' ''(as Macbeth) ''Stars, hide your fires. Hide your dark, deep desires. Out, out brief candle! Life is just a walking shadow, a player who walks his hours upon the stage and is heard no more. | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[After shooting himself]'' Me reading all those plays would be the real tragedy. | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...today's Tuesday, so that would make it Friday...Shakespeare! | ||
| + | :'''Selma:''' Forget it! | ||
| + | :'''Patty:''' You don't know your lines! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[reading from a script hidden in his jacket]'' Conrad Birdie! Coming here to Sweet Apple! | ||
| + | :'''Selma:''' That's "Bye Bye, Birdie!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[reading from another script]'' Damn it, Morpheus! Not everyone believes the same thing you believe! | ||
| + | :'''Patty:''' That's the screenplay for "The Matrix Reloaded" | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' D'oh! | ||
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| + | === Maggie Roarke Segment === | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Toohey:''' Mediocrity rules! | ||
{{Season 20 Q}} | {{Season 20 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 14:23, August 13, 2010
Queen Elizabeth I Segment
- Moe: [After seeing Queen Elizabeth I half-naked] Whoah, someone call Beowoulf! Grendel got in again!
- King Julio of Spain: Usually I love seeing flaming dreamboats headed my way, but not like this, baby! NOT LIKE THIS!
- Queen Elizabeth I: [After trying smoking] If I ever have sex, this would be great afterwards!
- Lenny: [referring to the tiny ship models in the table] This is the Spanish Armada, some of the finest ships ever made.
- King Julio: Excellent! Now, take me to the real ones.
- Lenny: These are the real ones! [moves the Spanish Armada from Spain to England on the map using a stick] Watch out, England. [in British accent] No! Have mercy! [switches back to real voice] Never.
- King Julio: Guards! Take him to the dungeon and put things inside of him.
- Guard: Nice things?
- King Julio: No, not nice things!
- Queen Elizabeth I: [to Sir Walter Ralleigh] Don't you know that I love you? I've always loved you!
- Lady Marge: [confused and repulsed] Um, who are you talking to?
- Queen Elizabeth I: Both! Neither! Oh, what difference does it make?
Snow White Segment
- HDTV: You would do in a pinch, my Queen, but Snow White's the fairest I have seen. Also, there's a weather girl on Channel 9 who's whee-hee-hee!
- Groundskeeper Willie: [about to cut out Snow White's heart] I... I... I cannot do it! Run, lassie! Find wee little men, and hide with them! [Snow White flees and Plopper the Pig walk in] Now to fool the Queen with a pig's heart! [He raises his knife] I... I... I cannot do it! [picks up a piece of red construction paper as Plopper flees] Maybe I'll cut her a heart out of construction paper... I... I... I cannot do it!
- Snow White: [trying out three different beds] This bed's too hard! This one's too soft! And this bed is just... like the first one! Also too hard! I guess I'll sleep in the one that's too soft.
- Queen: [surrounded by and about to be torn apart by the forest animals] Ooh, Herbivores! I'm sooo scared... aaah!
- Dwarfs: Ho-hi, ho-hi! It's time to say goodbye! If Disney sues, we'll claim their use, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi, ho-hi!
- Queen: [handing Groundskeeper Willie a box shaped like a heart] Bring me Snow White's heart in this box.
- Groundskeeper Willie: What am I going to do with the rest of the body?
- Queen: [refering to a child-sized box made to look like Snow White] Put it in this box! Then you'll get your reward. [Eyes move to adult-sized box made to look like Groundskeeper Willie]
- Lenny dwarf: There's someone in our house!
- Crabby dwarf: Let's put a pickaxe in it's brain!
- Lenny: You're in marketing! Why do you even bring an axe?
- Crabby dwarf: If you were in marketing, you'd know.
Third segment
- Homer: [referring to Shakespeare, while killing Mel] Well if you see him in Heaven... tell him he sucks!
- Homer: (as Macbeth) Stars, hide your fires. Hide your dark, deep desires. Out, out brief candle! Life is just a walking shadow, a player who walks his hours upon the stage and is heard no more.
- Homer: [After shooting himself] Me reading all those plays would be the real tragedy.
- Homer: Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...today's Tuesday, so that would make it Friday...Shakespeare!
- Selma: Forget it!
- Patty: You don't know your lines!
- Homer: [reading from a script hidden in his jacket] Conrad Birdie! Coming here to Sweet Apple!
- Selma: That's "Bye Bye, Birdie!"
- Homer: [reading from another script] Damn it, Morpheus! Not everyone believes the same thing you believe!
- Patty: That's the screenplay for "The Matrix Reloaded"
- Homer: D'oh!
Maggie Roarke Segment
- Mr. Toohey: Mediocrity rules!
