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{{Quote|Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.|[[Kent Brockman]]|Deep Space Homer}} | {{Quote|Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.|[[Kent Brockman]]|Deep Space Homer}} | ||
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{{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}} | {{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}} | ||
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+ | == January 1 2011 - == | ||
+ | {{quote|Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.|[[Homer]] to [[Bart]]|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}} | ||
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Revision as of 04:16, January 1, 2011
All previously featured quotes.
Contents
July 5 2010 - August 1 2010
- "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig,
Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!" - ―Homer Simpson[src]
August 1 2010 - September 1 2010
- "Me fail English? That’s unpossible."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
September 1 2010 - October 1 2010
Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station
- "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "Ralph, are you almost finished"
- ―Seymour Skinner
- "I finished before we came in"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
October 1 2010 - November 2 2010
- "They have the Internet on computers, now?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
November 2 2010 - December 1 2010
- "Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
- ―Kent Brockman[src]
December 1 2010 - January 1 2011
- "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"
- ―Nelson Muntz[src]