Difference between revisions of "In Marge We Trust/Quotes"
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| + | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' ''[putting letters on the church bulletin board. He talks to Marge]'' Can you believe this? They give you five Q's and only two U's. What a world! | ||
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| − | :'''Agnes''': Seymour, I'm tired. Tell them we're going next. | + | |
| − | :'''Skinner''': Well, I'm not principal of the line, Mother. | + | :'''[[Agnes Skinner|Agnes]]''': Seymour, I'm tired. Tell them we're going next. |
| + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]''': Well, I'm not principal of the line, Mother. | ||
:'''Agnes''': And you never will be! | :'''Agnes''': And you never will be! | ||
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:'''Lovejoy''': The Lord will hear your lamentations and bring solace to your ills. | :'''Lovejoy''': The Lord will hear your lamentations and bring solace to your ills. | ||
:'''Moe''': The Lord or Marge Simpson! | :'''Moe''': The Lord or Marge Simpson! | ||
:'''Lenny''': Amen to that! | :'''Lenny''': Amen to that! | ||
:'''Lovejoy''': Um, could we please NOT yell out things in the church. | :'''Lovejoy''': Um, could we please NOT yell out things in the church. | ||
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| − | :'''Akira''' | + | |
| + | :'''Akira:''' ''[reading the [[Mr. Sparkle]] box]'' He identifies himself as "a magnet for foodstuffs." He boasts that he will "banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts." | ||
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| + | :''[Homer falls asleep during Lovejoy's sermon and smacks his head]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': DAMN IT! | :'''Homer''': DAMN IT! | ||
| − | :'''Lovejoy''': Well, I seem to have lost my place . . . so I'll start over. | + | :'''Lovejoy''': Well, I seem to have lost my place... so I'll start over. |
| − | :'''Moe''': Aw, for the love of crumb cake! | + | :'''[[Moe]]''': Aw, for the love of crumb cake! |
:'''Lovejoy''': Our sermon today is on constancy. | :'''Lovejoy''': Our sermon today is on constancy. | ||
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| − | :'''Ned''': I think I swallowed a toothpick! | + | :''[Ned Flanders calls Reverend Lovejoy with an "emergency."]'' |
| + | :'''[[Ned]]''': I think I swallowed a toothpick! | ||
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| − | :'''Kearney''': I'm sleepy. Let's go to school. | + | |
| + | :'''[[Kearney]]''': I'm sleepy. Let's go to school. | ||
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:'''Marge''': You've got to get him out of there. | :'''Marge''': You've got to get him out of there. | ||
:'''Zookeeper''': Jeez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society. | :'''Zookeeper''': Jeez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society. | ||
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- Reverend Lovejoy: [putting letters on the church bulletin board. He talks to Marge] Can you believe this? They give you five Q's and only two U's. What a world!
- Agnes: Seymour, I'm tired. Tell them we're going next.
- Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, Mother.
- Agnes: And you never will be!
- Lovejoy: The Lord will hear your lamentations and bring solace to your ills.
- Moe: The Lord or Marge Simpson!
- Lenny: Amen to that!
- Lovejoy: Um, could we please NOT yell out things in the church.
- Akira: [reading the Mr. Sparkle box] He identifies himself as "a magnet for foodstuffs." He boasts that he will "banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts."
- [Homer falls asleep during Lovejoy's sermon and smacks his head]
- Homer: DAMN IT!
- Lovejoy: Well, I seem to have lost my place... so I'll start over.
- Moe: Aw, for the love of crumb cake!
- Lovejoy: Our sermon today is on constancy.
- [Ned Flanders calls Reverend Lovejoy with an "emergency."]
- Ned: I think I swallowed a toothpick!
- Kearney: I'm sleepy. Let's go to school.
- Marge: You've got to get him out of there.
- Zookeeper: Jeez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society.
- Bart: They're going to kill him?
- Zookeeper: Eventually. First, they'll eat his skin.
