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Difference between revisions of "To Surveil with Love/Quotes"

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'''Woman''': "Unattended bag!"
 
  
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:''[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]''
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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "Now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc."
  
 
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''(Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors)''
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar."
  
'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "Now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc."
 
 
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'''[[Marge]]''': "That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar."
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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Shauna]] is making out with [[Jimbo]] but they both freak out when they hear a voice coming from somewhere]''
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:'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Come on baby it's just a voice."
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''([[Shauna]] is making out with [[Jimbo]] but they both freak out when they hear a voice comming from somewhere)''<br />
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'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Come on baby it's just a voice."
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:'''[[Flanders]]''': "...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]]."
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"
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'''[[Flanders]]''': "...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]]."<br />
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'''[[Homer]]''': "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"
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:'''[[Queen Elizabeth II]]:''' "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."
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:'''[[Prince Charles]]:''' "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."
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'''Queen Elizabeth II:''' "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."<br>
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'''Prince Charles:''' "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Just find the biggest [[Homer|idiot]] on our payroll and slip it in his bag."
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'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Just find the biggest [[Homer|idiot]] on our payroll and slip it in his bag."
 
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''(Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on [[Edna Krabappel]] sunbathing topless)''<br />
 
'''[[Lou]]''': "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99"
 
  
'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''(After looking)'', Kill joy
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:''[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on [[Edna Krabappel]] sunbathing topless]''
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:'''[[Lou]]''': "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99"
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Revision as of 14:28, September 28, 2010



[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
Chief Wiggum: "Now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc."

Marge: "That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar."

[Shauna is making out with Jimbo but they both freak out when they hear a voice coming from somewhere]
Jimbo: "Come on baby it's just a voice."

Flanders: "...Like God created the Devil."
Homer: "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"

Queen Elizabeth II: "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."
Prince Charles: "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

Mr. Burns: "Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag."

[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
Lou: "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99"

Template:Season 21 Q