Difference between revisions of "Cool Hand Rex"

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Cool Hand Rex is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update. It requires T-Rex to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners. Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars? We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison. This is lame. I'm bustin' out of here! Task: "Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars! Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want? Could you teach me to be cool like you? You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on. Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir! Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow. Task: "Make T-Rex Turn the Compost". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark Milton, you ready? Actually, it's Milhouse. Let's go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger. How is that going to make me cool? I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it? Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Task: "Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been? Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school. What fantasy land are you living in? My normal one. And you're just jealous 'cause T-Rex is way cooler than you. Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad? I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight. Task: "Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool. I don't know how much more of this I can take. Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race. Now, I want you to egg Bart's house. What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that. What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool? Task: "Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool. I knew you were just some lame nerd. You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you. You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice! Guess I missed the assembly 'cause I'm too cool for friends. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the 1967 film Cool Hand Luke.