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{{TB|But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up!}}
 
{{TB|But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up!}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm hardly “able-bodied”. My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my “Great Milk Can Escape”.}}
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{{TB|I'm hardly "able-bodied". My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my "Great Milk Can Escape".}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
 
{{TB|As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense.}}
 
{{TB|As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense.}}
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{{TB|I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people.}}
 
{{TB|I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people.}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But fighting mystical beasts… that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.}}
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{{TB|But fighting mystical beasts... that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling|4 hours|[[The Great Raymondo's Home]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling|4 hours|[[The Great Raymondo's Home]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like {{Ch|Ricky Jay}} to save us! I can't!!}}
 
{{TB|Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like {{Ch|Ricky Jay}} to save us! I can't!!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|{{*}}slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse!}}
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{{TB|{{*}}slap{{*}} Snap out of it, Milhouse!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sneaky}}
 
{{TB|Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa!}}
 
{{TB|Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa!}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield… and a modest appearance fee.}}
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{{TB|Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield... and a modest appearance fee.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape|8 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Watch Performance|4 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape|8 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Watch Performance|4 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Why so down, my apprentice?}}
 
{{TB|Why so down, my apprentice?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead…}}
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{{TB|I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations.}}
 
{{TB|I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations.}}

Latest revision as of 10:58, October 30, 2024


The Great Geriatrico
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXVIII
Required characters: The Great Raymondo, Lisa, Youngsters

The Great Geriatrico is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires The Great Raymondo to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
The Great Raymondo - Annoyed For the last time, I'm not coming out of retirement!
Lisa - Shocked But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up!
The Great Raymondo - Annoyed I'm hardly "able-bodied". My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my "Great Milk Can Escape".
The Great Raymondo As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense.
Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Lock Lisa Out". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Magically Enter Raymondo's Home". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Nagging You taught me how to get past locks. I'm not leaving until you agree to come out of retirement.
The Great Raymondo - Annoyed I really should have skipped the breaking and entering lesson. Fine, I'll help.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
The Great Raymondo Now that I'm out of retirement, refresh my memory. What is it that we're doing again?
Lisa - Happy Using our magical powers to fight and catch mystical beasts!
The Great Raymondo - Annoyed I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people.
The Great Raymondo - Sad But fighting mystical beasts... that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.
Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
Lisa - Nagging Ugh, fine. No battling beasts to help us. Then how about putting on a show?
Milhouse - Scared Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like Ricky Jay to save us! I can't!!
Lisa - Shouting *slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse!
Milhouse - Sneaky Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa!
The Great Raymondo Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield... and a modest appearance fee.
Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape". The job takes place at Famous Milk Cans and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Watch Performance" (x3). The jobs take place at Famous Milk Cans and take 4 hours.
Milhouse - Surprised How did he get out of there without even a milk moustache?! This is just as terrifying as the monster thing!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
The Great Raymondo - Sad Why so down, my apprentice?
Lisa - Sad I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead...
Lisa I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations.
The Great Raymondo Young lady, you've said enough. If I can do six nights a week in Vegas in front of Blue Man Group, I'm sure I can handle a couple green monsters roaming the streets.
Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Work the Audience". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20