Difference between revisions of "I Am the One Who Crocks"

Latest revision as of 12:54, August 3, 2024

I Am the One Who Crocks is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer's Chiliad content update. It requires Five Alarm Chili and Devil Flanders to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Chili seems to bring out the worst in people. That's why Jesus only turned water into grape juice, according to my Hays Morality Code Bible. When it comes to heat, these chili-chumps don't know a jalapeno from a hallelujah! We should show them the error of their ways. Make a chili so spicy that they'll get baptized just for the water. Oh, I don't think so. Spicy foods are a highway to sins like pride, envy, and sin listing. Oh no! Task: "Make Devil Flanders Add to Homer's Chili". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark I'm so tired. It feels like I didn't sleep a wink last night. Not that I would ever wink – that's a Jezebel's blink. Where did all these cooking supplies come from? Was I sleepwalking? Did I even make sure to sleep-stretch and sleep-hydrate? Let's just say you were asleep at the wheel, so I took over. And I didn't use my turn signals! Now, Neddy, don't get yourself in a tiz-tiddilly-izzy over nothing. The Devil doesn't live in your head. He lives in San Francisco. Task: "Make Devil Flanders Conjure Up Hellfire Peppers". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 3 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Another restless night and more spicy evidence! And now I'm quoting Jimmy Buffett songs! I'm worried the Devil might be corrupting my evening activities. Last night, I watched three hours of the Ken Burns jazz documentary – that's almost a third of it! I'd better push up the weekly exorcism! Task: "Make Ned Go For an Exorcism". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 3 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark Ned, I can assure you these "visions" you've been having aren't biblical in nature. And I should know, I've read almost all of that book. Isn't your neighbor Homer experimenting with hallucination-inducing Insanity Peppers? You mean Homer might have given me a hallucinogenic substance? I need to make a citizen's arrest! Now, Ned, Homer might be an idiot but the Bible says "love thy neighbor as your" something. I haven't gotten to the end of that one yet – don't spoil it for me. I'm not citizen's arresting Homer -- I'm arresting me! Task: "Make Ned Spend the Day in Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the quote "I am the one who knocks" from the Breaking Bad episode "Cornered".