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Difference between revisions of "Bart's Got Wheels/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Wait! I sent the check! Don't take-- huh?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait! I sent the check! Don't take—huh?
:'''[[Raphael]]:''' I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.
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{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' We won it at the police auction.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} We won it at the police auction.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's mine!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's mine!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Take it away!
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{{qf|Homer}} Take it away!
:'''[[Raphael]]:''' Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.
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{{qf|Raphael}} Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Leave it right here!
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{{qf|Homer}} Leave it right here!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' You really have your own car?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} You really have your own car?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, man. It's cool.
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{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, man. It's cool.
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Is it a GT?
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Is it a GT?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You bet.
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{{qf|Bart}} You bet.
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' You should paint flames on the sides!
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{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} You should paint flames on the sides!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.
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{{qf|Bart}} Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.  
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{{qf|Bart}} Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.  
:'''[[Wendell]]:''' You're so lucky, Bart.
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{{qf|[[Wendell Borton]]}} You're so lucky, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.
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{{qf|Bart}} It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I can't believe we let your drive!
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{{qf|Homer}} I can't believe we let your drive!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' What a peach! She runs just like my first car.
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{{qf|Grampa}} What a peach! She runs just like my first car.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You know, I bet the car goes faster.
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{{qf|Bart}} You know, I bet the car goes faster.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.
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{{qf|Bart}} Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Let's make this car fast and furious!
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{{qf|Bart}} Let's make this car fast and furious!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I can provide the furious.
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{{qf|Homer}} I can provide the furious.
 
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:'''[[Nelson]]:''' We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!
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{{qf|Nelson}} We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!
:'''[[Dolph]]:''' Dude, your car is lame.
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{{qf|Dolph}} Dude, your car is lame.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!
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[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 13:09, March 7, 2022



Homer: Wait! I sent the check! Don't take—huh?
Raphael: I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.
Grampa: We won it at the police auction.
Bart: It's mine!
Homer: Take it away!
Raphael: Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.
Homer: Leave it right here!

Milhouse Van Houten: You really have your own car?
Bart: Yeah, man. It's cool.
Jimbo Jones: Is it a GT?
Bart: You bet.
Dolph Shapiro: You should paint flames on the sides!
Bart: Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.
Nelson Muntz: Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?
Bart: Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.
Wendell Borton: You're so lucky, Bart.
Bart: It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.

Homer: I can't believe we let your drive!
Grampa: What a peach! She runs just like my first car.
Bart: You know, I bet the car goes faster.
Grampa: Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.
Mr. Burns: Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!
Bart: Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.

Bart: Let's make this car fast and furious!
Homer: I can provide the furious.

Nelson: We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!
Dolph: Dude, your car is lame.
Bart: Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!