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− | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait! I sent the check! Don't take—huh? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} We won it at the police auction. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's mine! | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Take it away! | |
− | + | {{qf|Raphael}} Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Leave it right here! | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} You really have your own car? | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, man. It's cool. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Is it a GT? | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} You bet. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} You should paint flames on the sides! | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car? | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Don't waste your taime, my filching friend. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Wendell Borton]]}} You're so lucky, Bart. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} I can't believe we let your drive! | |
− | + | {{qf|Grampa}} What a peach! She runs just like my first car. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} You know, I bet the car goes faster. | |
− | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man! | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Let's make this car fast and furious! | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} I can provide the furious. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Nelson}} We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw! | |
− | + | {{qf|Dolph}} Dude, your car is lame. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet! | |
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+ | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] |
Latest revision as of 13:09, March 7, 2022
- Homer: Wait! I sent the check! Don't take—huh?
- Raphael: I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.
- Grampa: We won it at the police auction.
- Bart: It's mine!
- Homer: Take it away!
- Raphael: Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.
- Homer: Leave it right here!
- Milhouse Van Houten: You really have your own car?
- Bart: Yeah, man. It's cool.
- Jimbo Jones: Is it a GT?
- Bart: You bet.
- Dolph Shapiro: You should paint flames on the sides!
- Bart: Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.
- Nelson Muntz: Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?
- Bart: Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.
- Wendell Borton: You're so lucky, Bart.
- Bart: It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.
- Homer: I can't believe we let your drive!
- Grampa: What a peach! She runs just like my first car.
- Bart: You know, I bet the car goes faster.
- Grampa: Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.
- Mr. Burns: Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!
- Bart: Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.
- Bart: Let's make this car fast and furious!
- Homer: I can provide the furious.
- Nelson: We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!
- Dolph: Dude, your car is lame.
- Bart: Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!