Bart's Got Wheels/Quotes
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- Homer: Wait! I sent the check! Don't take—huh?
- Raphael: I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.
- Grampa: We won it at the police auction.
- Bart: It's mine!
- Homer: Take it away!
- Raphael: Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.
- Homer: Leave it right here!
- Milhouse Van Houten: You really have your own car?
- Bart: Yeah, man. It's cool.
- Jimbo Jones: Is it a GT?
- Bart: You bet.
- Dolph Shapiro: You should paint flames on the sides!
- Bart: Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.
- Nelson Muntz: Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?
- Bart: Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.
- Wendell Borton: You're so lucky, Bart.
- Bart: It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.
- Homer: I can't believe we let your drive!
- Grampa: What a peach! She runs just like my first car.
- Bart: You know, I bet the car goes faster.
- Grampa: Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.
- Mr. Burns: Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!
- Bart: Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.
- Bart: Let's make this car fast and furious!
- Homer: I can provide the furious.
- Nelson: We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!
- Dolph: Dude, your car is lame.
- Bart: Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!
