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Difference between revisions of "Worst Christmas Ever!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?  
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?  
:'''[[Homer]]''': Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Talking.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Talking.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ohhh...!
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{{qf|Homer}} Ohhh...!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
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{{qf|Marge}} I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!
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{{qf|Homer}} Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?  
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{{qf|Homer}} Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?  
:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.
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{{qf|Homer}} Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additonal "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additional "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
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{{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
:'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
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{{qf|Bumblebee Man}} ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chrous of "Jingle Bells"?
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{{qf|Homer}} Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chorus of "Jingle Bells"?
:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitmate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.
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{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitimate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': You!
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} You!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''':Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}}Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
:'''[[Fat Tony]]''': True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.
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Latest revision as of 13:46, May 20, 2021



Principal Skinner: Homer, could you come into the kitchen, please?
Homer: Is that "come into kitchen" like, to eat, or "come into the kitchen" like, for taling?
Marge: Talking.
Homer: Ohhh...!
Marge: I don't know what to do, Homie. Bart and Lisa both want those new playsets but the dealer at the comic book store is charging too much for them.
Homer: Grrr! Another shameless profiteer out to mine gold from the dreams of innoncent children! Well, this year I'm not buying into it!

Homer: Bart? What are you doint with our priceless family heirloss?
Bart: Mom said it wasn't looking good for the playsets, so I broguht some thinkgs to sawp. I just have to get that "Itchy and Scratchy" vivisection alb!
Homer: Son, no toy is worth cashing our heriateg you've got to learn self-respect.

Comic Book Guy: Right. That is three Itchy and Scratchy playsets at eighty dollars per, plus the additional "dismembering tools accessory kit" at twenty-nine, ninety-five, plus...
Bumblebee Man: Ay! Un costo tan terrible!
Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, don't waste your money here! The Simpsons are giving away the same toys for free!
Bumblebee Man: ¿Jugetes para gratis? Ay, chihuahua!
Comic Book Guy: Now will that be cas, check or... hmmm?

Homer: Why, Fat tony! Have you come to lead us in a rousing chorus of "Jingle Bells"?
Fat Tony: Sadly, not tonight. What with the legitimate Businessman's Social Cluc holiday party this evening, I am afraid our visit must be brief. We will simply take the twenty thousand dollars you owe us and be on our way.

Comic Book Guy: I can't speak for those reprobates, but I say naughty scamps like you don't deserve any toys!
Fat Tony: You!
Comic Book Guy:Yes, it is I. After you left my shop, I realized that I had been perhaps a tad overzealous in my desire to bring misfrotune onto this family.
Fat Tony: True. Revenge is an ugly cycle.