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'''''Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American''''' is a book on tape by {{w|Paul Harvey}}.
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The '''The Metal Krusty-O''' is a prize in [[Frosty Krusty O's]].  
  
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When [[Marge]] and [[Homer]] realized that their love life was fading, they went to [[Books! Books! And Additional Books!]] to buy a book that would help them improve things. Marge looked in the "Books on Tape" section and found ''Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American''. She told Homer, "This one's a good choice, and not too smutty. It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice Midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of [[Grampa]]?" Homer's interest was piqued as soon as he saw the title, so they bought the book.
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During a normal breakfast, [[Bart]] was eating a box of Frosty Krusty O's. Unaware that inside there was a jagged metal Krusty-O, or as [[Krusty]] claimed, "a prize," Bart ate the piece and later got a stomach ache.
  
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When Homer and Marge got the book home, they started listening to it. Harvey opened by saying, "Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here.  Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?" and went on to share ideas for spicing up a marriage. Homer and Marge tried out the romance ideas, but none of them worked out. "Double your pleasure with a bath ... together!" (attributed to [[Dwight D. Eisenhower|Dwight]] and Mamie Eisenhower) was a washout when they got wedged together in the tub, broke the faucet, and had to call the kids to help get them out. Homer and Marge next went to the [[Aphrodite Inn]], following the advice "a romantic vacation can provide titillation", but when the only room available was the utility room, the idea fizzled in spite of Homer's best efforts to create a romantic fantasy out of the situation.
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Later at school, he begged his teacher to let him go to the nurse. After a couple of dozen seconds or a small nail manicure, [[Mrs. Krabappel]] finally excused Bart. As he entered the office, he noticed something shocking. Instead of their normal nurse, she had been replaced with [[Lunchlady Dora]]. Bart asked her if she could provide any treatment for his wound, but she told him all she could do was give him a few vitamins. Bart, knowing neither of the pills would work, collapsed to the ground...
  
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The The Metal Krusty-O is a prize in Frosty Krusty O's.

During a normal breakfast, Bart was eating a box of Frosty Krusty O's. Unaware that inside there was a jagged metal Krusty-O, or as Krusty claimed, "a prize," Bart ate the piece and later got a stomach ache.

Later at school, he begged his teacher to let him go to the nurse. After a couple of dozen seconds or a small nail manicure, Mrs. Krabappel finally excused Bart. As he entered the office, he noticed something shocking. Instead of their normal nurse, she had been replaced with Lunchlady Dora. Bart asked her if she could provide any treatment for his wound, but she told him all she could do was give him a few vitamins. Bart, knowing neither of the pills would work, collapsed to the ground...

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