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'''''Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American''''' is a book on tape by {{w|Paul Harvey}}.
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When [[Marge]] and [[Homer]] realized that their love life was fading, they went to [[Books! Books! And Additional Books!]] to buy a book that would help them improve things. Marge looked in the "Books on Tape" section and found ''Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American''. She told Homer, "This one's a good choice, and not too smutty. It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice Midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of [[Grampa]]?" Homer's interest was piqued as soon as he saw the title, so they bought the book.
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When [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] were lost on [[Honeymoon Mountain]], they made a small shack out of the remains of [[The Cabins at Honeymoon Mountain]]. However, a wolverine was in the area and was watching them. One night, the wolverine decided to attack them in their shack. In an attempt to save Marge, Homer tried to lure the wolverine away. Homer thought that he outsmarted the wolverine by climbing a tree until the wolverine also started to climb the tree...
  
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When Homer and Marge got the book home, they started listening to it. Harvey opened by saying, "Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here.  Did you know every good American is at heart an erotic American?" and went on to share ideas for spicing up a marriage. Homer and Marge tried out the romance ideas, but none of them worked out. "Double your pleasure with a bath ... together!" (attributed to [[Dwight D. Eisenhower|Dwight]] and Mamie Eisenhower) was a washout when they got wedged together in the tub, broke the faucet, and had to call the kids to help get them out. Homer and Marge next went to the [[Aphrodite Inn]], following the advice "a romantic vacation can provide titillation", but when the only room available was the utility room, the idea fizzled in spite of Homer's best efforts to create a romantic fantasy out of the situation.
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Wolverine (Pixelated and Afraid).png

The wolverine was a wild animal.

When Homer and Marge were lost on Honeymoon Mountain, they made a small shack out of the remains of The Cabins at Honeymoon Mountain. However, a wolverine was in the area and was watching them. One night, the wolverine decided to attack them in their shack. In an attempt to save Marge, Homer tried to lure the wolverine away. Homer thought that he outsmarted the wolverine by climbing a tree until the wolverine also started to climb the tree...

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