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− | '''Past Nominations:''' [[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes/Past Nominations 1|1]]
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| <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> | | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> |
| '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. | | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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| == Rules == | | == Rules == |
− | #You can only nominate once a month. | + | #You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month. |
| #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. | | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. |
| + | #Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media. |
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| == How to nominate == | | == How to nominate == |
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| == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
− | =="[[The PTA Disbands]]"== | + | === Lisa the Vegetarian === |
− | {{Quote|Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.|Homer Simpson|The PTA Disbands}}
| + | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}} |
− | | + | [[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT) |
− | === Support (1) ===
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− | #A classic Homerism. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:39, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[A Star is Burns]]" ==
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− | {{Quote|I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.|[[Waylon Smithers]]}}<br>{{Quote|I ought to club them and eat their bones!|[[Mr. Burns]]|A Star is Burns}} | |
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− | #Heh. :) --[[User:Will k|'''Wk''']] ([[User talk:Will k|talk]]) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Ahoy-hoy! I am Mr Burns and if you don<t make this the featued quote I will fire you. From a cannon. Into the sun. {{UnsignedIP|90.213.109.156 |14:47, 6 May 2012}}
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− | #Between these last two quotes, I think this one is funnier. The one below just doesn't work as well without the visual aid. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 01:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | #I don't feel it. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small>) 21:57, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" ==
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− | {{Quote|<nowiki></nowiki>''[Hairdresser turns on blow torch to style Lisa's hair]'' Err... isn't this dangerous?|Lisa}}
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− | {{Quote|Don't worry, I am well protected. ''[pulls a welding mask over his face]''|Hairdresser|Lisa the Beauty Queen}}
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− | #Quote is easier to understand now. :) --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 12:41, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Relies too much on the visual. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:34, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | *It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
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− | :*You don't get it, Randomno. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 23:15, 4 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | *As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | **Done. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 08:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]" ==
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− | {{quote|Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices.|Lisa|A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again}}
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− | I think it's pretty funny. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 07:57, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Nice one. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 14:38, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | == [http://twitter.com/#!/HomerJSimpson/status/189893708487983105 Twitter] ==
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− | {{QuoteEx|Crap, we live in Oregon? I mean, Go Ducks!|[[Homer Simpson]]|http://twitter.com/#!/HomerJSimpson/status/189893708487983105}}
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− | I don't think we've had an external link quote before, and this is funny. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 10:28, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Lol. [[User:WebkinzMania|WebkinzMania]] 14:47, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
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− | === Neutral (0) === | + | ==== Neutral (0) ==== |
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− | === Oppose (0) === | + | ==== Oppose (1) ==== |
| + | #I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST) |
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− | === Comments === | + | ==== Comments ==== |
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| [[Category:Wikisimpsons]] | | [[Category:Wikisimpsons]] |
The episodes don't need square brackets.