Difference between revisions of "Left, Right, Left"

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Left, Right, Left is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rommelwood Academy content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 3 I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation. So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin. If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick. No one asked you. No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this. Task: "Make Bad Kids Skip Class". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x80). A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits! Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education. If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Rommelwood Academy

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage. You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense. I see no ominous downside to that! Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us? No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man. Task: "Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x180). SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed. You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Rommelwood Statue

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Atten-HUT! Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals. Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister! Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan. Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast. The one time I don't have my tape recorder. That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced! Task: "Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x350). Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete. On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning. Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Rommelwood Barracks

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games! I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me? There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground. All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy. Go get him, Bart. Task: "Make Bart Plan the Escape". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x420). You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it. So why don't you? Mother doesn't trust me with small change. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Cadet Lisa

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole. Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come. I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in. Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone. Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier! Task: "Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x450). I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down. Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius! Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Eliminator

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5 Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here. I choose never. AHH! An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin! I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell. 'Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit. But also thank you. Task: "Make Martin Serve Double Detention". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours. Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x480). I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here. Well kids, time to go home. But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line? I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard. Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night. But I finally had complete power! Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart. Message You've unlocked the "Conquer The Eliminator" animated job for Lisa. Quest reward: 200 and 20 "Conquer The Eliminator" animated job

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Pt. 1 Go to Class Greta Wolfcastle 3h Springfield Elementary 20, 55 Rommelwood Students 10, 35 Skip Class Delinquents Bart's Treehouse Pt. 2 Enroll at Rommelwood Academy Rommelwood Students 3h Rommelwood Academy 10, 35 Greta Wolfcastle 20, 55 Intimidate New Students Leopold Pt. 3 Write an Essay Bart 3h Rommelwood Academy 10, 35 Attend Rommelwood Academy Rommelwood Students Greta Wolfcastle 20, 55 Be Skinner's Number Two Leopold Pt. 4 Go Mad With Power Skinner 3h Rommelwood Academy 10, 35 Plan the Escape Bart Write History for the Winners Martin Militant Bed Making Lisa, Dolph Do Multiplication Table in Push-Ups Nelson Sew Flags Janey, Milhouse Study the Science of Sun Tzu Database Sing the Pledge of Allegiance Ralph Learn the Language of War Greta Wolfcastle 20, 55 Pass Down Edicts Leopold Pt. 5 Loot Skinner's Stash Bart 3h Rommelwood Barracks 10, 35 Make Paper Mâché Heads Ralph More Bed Making Database Stuff Decoys with Potatoes Martin Sew Decoy Clothes Janey, Milhouse Dig Tunnel With Spoons Nelson, Dolph Complete Rifle Training Cadet Lisa Rommelwood Academy Evaluate Rifle Training Skinner Prepare for the Escape Rommelwood Students Stuff Decoys with Potatoes Greta Wolfcastle Rommelwood Barracks 20, 55 Patrol Leopold Pt. 6 Serve Double-Detention Martin 3h Rommelwood Academy 10, 35 Serve Detention Rommelwood Students Greta Wolfcastle 20, 55 Supervise Detention Leopold