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Left, Right, Left

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Left, Right, Left
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 20
Update: Rommelwood Academy
Required characters: Delinquents, Lisa, Bart, Martin
Optional characters: See Currency-earning jobs
Previous quest(s): School's Out Forever Pt. 3
Next quest(s): One Girl Army

Left, Right, Left is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Rommelwood Academy content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 3
Quimby - Annoyed I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation.
Quimby - Proud So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin.
Leopold If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick.
Quimby - Stern No one asked you.
Leopold - Sad No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this.
Task: "Make Bad Kids Skip Class". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x80).
Homer - Surprised A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits!
Skinner Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education.
Homer - Annoyed If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Rommelwood Academy

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Homer - Serious Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage.
Herman You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense.
Homer - Happy I see no ominous downside to that!
Bart - Scared Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us?
Homer - Serious No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man.
Task: "Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x180).
Chalmers - Angry SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed.
Skinner - Surprised You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Rommelwood Statue

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Skinner - Surprised Atten-HUT!
Bart - Surprised Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals.
Skinner - Annoyed Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister!
Leopold - Surprised Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan.
Skinner - Annoyed Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast.
Bart - Rolling Eyes The one time I don't have my tape recorder.
Skinner - Annoyed That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced!
Task: "Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x350).
Martin - Surprised Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete.
Janey - Deadpan On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning.
Skinner - Annoyed Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Rommelwood Barracks

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Bart - Sad This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games!
Bart - Angry I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me?
Lisa - Worried There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground.
Skinner - Mad All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy.
Lisa - Nagging Go get him, Bart.
Task: "Make Bart Plan the Escape". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x420).
Skinner - Mad You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it.
Lisa - Curious So why don't you?
Skinner - Mad Sad Mother doesn't trust me with small change.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Cadet Lisa

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Bart - Angry You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole.
Bart - Sneaky Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come.
Nelson - Grim I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in.
Dolph Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone.
Bart - Curious Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier!
Task: "Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x450).
Lisa - Worried I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down.
Skinner - Mad Happy Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Eliminator

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5
Bart - Angry Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here.
Skinner - Mad I choose never.
Bart - Surprised AHH!
Skinner - Mad Happy An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin!
Martin - Lying I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell.
Skinner - Mad Annoyed 'Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit.
Skinner - Mad But also thank you.
Task: "Make Martin Serve Double Detention". The job takes place at Rommelwood Academy and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Class Coins" (x480).
Skinner - Mad I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here.
Homer Well kids, time to go home.
Skinner - Mad Surprised But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line?
Homer - Thoughtful I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard.
Homer - Confused Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night.
Skinner - Mad Sad But I finally had complete power!
Homer - Sarcastic Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart.
Message You've unlocked the "Conquer The Eliminator" animated job for Lisa.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
"Conquer The Eliminator" animated job

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Pt. 1
Go to Class Greta Wolfcastle 3h Springfield Elementary Cash20, XP55
Rommelwood Students Cash10, XP35
Skip Class Delinquents Bart's Treehouse
Pt. 2
Enroll at Rommelwood Academy Rommelwood Students 3h Rommelwood Academy Cash10, XP35
Greta Wolfcastle Cash20, XP55
Intimidate New Students Leopold
Pt. 3
Write an Essay Bart 3h Rommelwood Academy Cash10, XP35
Attend Rommelwood Academy Rommelwood Students
Greta Wolfcastle Cash20, XP55
Be Skinner's Number Two Leopold
Pt. 4
Go Mad With Power Skinner 3h Rommelwood Academy Cash10, XP35
Plan the Escape Bart
Write History for the Winners Martin
Militant Bed Making Lisa, Dolph
Do Multiplication Table in Push-Ups Nelson
Sew Flags Janey, Milhouse
Study the Science of Sun Tzu Database
Sing the Pledge of Allegiance Ralph
Learn the Language of War Greta Wolfcastle Cash20, XP55
Pass Down Edicts Leopold
Pt. 5
Loot Skinner's Stash Bart 3h Rommelwood Barracks Cash10, XP35
Make Paper Mâché Heads Ralph
More Bed Making Database
Stuff Decoys with Potatoes Martin
Sew Decoy Clothes Janey, Milhouse
Dig Tunnel With Spoons Nelson, Dolph
Complete Rifle Training Cadet Lisa Rommelwood Academy
Evaluate Rifle Training Skinner
Prepare for the Escape Rommelwood Students
Stuff Decoys with Potatoes Greta Wolfcastle Rommelwood Barracks Cash20, XP55
Patrol Leopold
Pt. 6
Serve Double-Detention Martin 3h Rommelwood Academy Cash10, XP35
Serve Detention Rommelwood Students
Greta Wolfcastle Cash20, XP55
Supervise Detention Leopold