Difference between revisions of "The Other Other White Meat"

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The Other Other White Meat is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires The Rad-ish Station to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining The Rad-ish Station You know, I feel sorry for Bob's vegetable clones. They never asked to be created and now they're being exploited to the point of extinction. I never asked to have to eat everything I see, but there you have it. FrinkCo, in association with the Monsarno Corporation, has developed a habitat where the clones will be safe. I supplied the idea, Monsarno supplied the funding. And we'll be keeping the profits. Talk about exploitation! Task: "Place Rad-ish Station". Task: "Make Lisa Raise Mutant Awareness". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 6 hours. Pretty radical-ish, isn't it? Once again, science has produced a convoluted and dangerous solution to a complicated and perilous problem it created. Gotta love science. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark The Rad-ish Station is operational! Now, you merely need to herd the mutant vegetables on board. They seem kind of reluctant. We'll have to tempt them with these bowls of sour cream dip, which no raw vegetable can resist. Promise me one thing: this isn't some sneaky plan to sell them all to Krusty Burger. Perish the thought. Or should I say "Rad-ish the thought"?! Nnn-ha! Nnn-ha! No, I shouldn't. Task: "Make Springfielders Herd Mutant Vegetables" (x15). The jobs take place at The Rad-ish Station and take 2 hours. Where's Homer? On the Rad-ish Station, drinking bowls of sour cream dip. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark The mutant vegetable clones are loving the Rad-ish Station, just as the simulation predicted. What simulation is that? A freemium game I play on my phone where a bunch of mutant clones were introduced in an update, and then there was a rad-ish station. That is so confusing. And you're positive you're not giving the mutant vegetables to Krusty Burger? Absolutely not. Because he's not giving them to me, he's selling them to me! I knew it! I knew there'd be a nasty twist. Hey, you're the one who's always demanding a fresh vegetarian option at Krusty Burger. Well those days are over. Task: "Make Lisa Protest Against a Fresh Vegetarian Option at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 60 minutes. It's no good protesting, Lisa. People love eating these mutant clones. They combine the health benefits of vegetables with the delicious flavor of things that think. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Professor Frink, you have to do something. The Rad-ish Station is being used to trap sentient vegetables to feed smug health-conscious consumers. Fear not. The Station is completely independent and self-powered. By merely flipping this switch, we can make the Station activate its defensive measures, leaving the mutant vegetables sealed off forever from all danger. However, the consequences for humanity may be extremely dire, and-- Flipping it! Task: "Make Lisa Flip the Switch". The job takes place at The Rad-ish Station and takes 4 hours. I locked down the Rad-ish Station. Now what happens? Well, the mutant vegetables will continue to evolve, safe from interference by the outside world. Eventually they will achieve a sentience greater than ours, and then they will emerge from the Station. They probably won't be too pleased with humanity. But luckily you and I will be long dead by then. And if not? Then we'll be short dead right now. Quest reward: 200 and 20