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For other uses of "Testify", see Testify (disambiguation).

Testify!

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	47
Update:	Level 47
Required characters:	Judge Snyder, Smithers, Selma, Kirk
Previous quest(s):	The Cost of Living Pt. 4
Next quest(s):	The Cost of Living Pt. 5 Siren Song Pt. 1

Testify! is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update.

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
	Let's start with the witnesses.
	There are witnesses?!
	What is the point of having money if it can't silence people?
	Waylon Smithers, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
Task: "Make Smithers Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
	Mister Smithers, ignoring protocol, we have sworn you in on the Malibu Stacy Bible you brought from home.
	Now please tell us what you saw that night.
	It was in between Mr. Burns' bedtime and his 4:00 AM "FDR got elected to a fifth term" nightmare.
	I stopped into Moe's for a flirtini, when Mister Quimby here showed up with a woman of loose morals.
	The only thing loose about me is my willingness to take off my clothes for money.
	Everything else is off limits.
	Unless you pay me.
	Mister Quimby forced me to be his "wingman" and dragged me all over town.
	You should be on trial for being the worst wingman ever!
	You said there'd be hotties at that Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
	There weren't even sausages... just lots of men!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
	Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
Task: "Make Selma Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
	Ms. Bouvier, please tell the court what you saw that night.
	Only if you tell the court if you're single or not...
	Not a chance.
	Fine.
	Freddy and I crashed into each other outside of the Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
	Literally crashed - with our cars.
	Luckily I shaved my legs just a few months ago, so I was able to charm my way into a ride back to town with him.
	Sure, he was drunk and concussed, but he hadn't left me for dead, so I thought the date was going well.
	Right up until he drove off a bridge into the river, and left me for dead.
	Thank god buoyancy is my greatest skill.
	This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.
	No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...
	I mean no comment.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
	Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
Task: "Make Kirk Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
	Mr. Van Houten, please tell the court what you saw that night.
	When I heard a knock on the door, I thought those girl scouts had a change of heart and wanted to give me back my hat.
	But instead Freddy burst in soaking wet, and challenged me to a drinking contest.
	Since I had to sell part of my liver to pay Luann's alimony during the divorce, I asked if I could have juice instead.
	But by then he was already hitting the whiskey, and on my wife.
	When we got back together, we agreed anything before second base isn't cheating.
	You need to learn the rules of baseball, Luann!
	Anyway, he said my crying was harshing the mood so he stumbled off, but not before he did unspeakable things to our mailbox.
	Tampering with the mail system – a federal crime!
	Your list of offenses, like Superhero movies, just keeps getting longer.
	Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?
After the task is complete.
	That's it? Pshaw!
	As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.
	Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.
If Princess Kashmir is not owned
Message	Check in with Princess Kashmir to get her contribution to Freddy's story!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 46-50 Quests

Baking Bread • The Cost of Living • Easy A • The Joy of Gossip • Lurleen Teaser Quest • One Small Bounce For Man... • Smells Like Mean Spirit • Testify! • The Ungrateful Dead