Difference between revisions of "Happy Independence Day! (July 4th 2014)"

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For the quest in the 4th of July 2015 content update, see Happy Independence Day (4th of July 2015).

Happy Independence Day! is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the July 4th 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

When the player logs in on July 4, 2014 On this very special day, we'd like to take a few moments to humbly celebrate the greatest nation on earth! China! No, wait -- Germany! It's Germany, isn't it? ...Russia? Man this is hard. Greatest nation on earth... Sweden? Dad, I'm talking about America. hat, this America? That's nuts -- by almost any measure we've fallen out of the top one-fifty. I mean look at education, income equality, percentage of population in prison, access to medical care... Dad, not now! You're bumming everyone out. I'm trying to be festive! Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way. *Cough* ... Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!" Message Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts! Quest reward: 5

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The following dialogue was cut from the quest:

No Dad. It's not China. Nothing against China, but today we're celebrating America! Are you sure? Because there's been a lot of talk lately about China and how it's taking over the world. Yes I'm sure. Now please, can you for once in your life stop butting in!

Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way. ...and to China: You better be careful. Homer J. Simpson is keeping his eye on you!