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{{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!'' | {{qf|Grampa}} Beware, ''beware''! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! ''Believe meeeeee!!'' | ||
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- Ralph Wiggum: [after seeing Bart naked] I like men now!
- Homer: (inside a movie theater) BORING!
- Lisa: Dad, we can't see the movie
- Homer: I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! [points to audience/viewer]
- [The family is late for Church]
- Marge: I hate being late.
- Homer: I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?
- Marge: Homer, they can hear you inside!
- Homer: Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
- Homer: [as he walks down the aisle] How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!
- [Grampa in church]
- Abraham Simpson: People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, trapped forever!.
- [Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
- Lisa: Dad, do something!
- Homer: [flipping through the Bible] But this book doesn't have any answers!
- Grampa: Beware, beware! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa! Believe me! Believe meeeeee!!
- Lisa: Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.
- Milhouse: Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!
- Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] Say Global Warming is a myth!
- Milhouse: It's a myth, further study is needed!
- [Nelson punches Milhouse]
- Nelson Muntz: That's for selling out your beliefs. [runs off]
- Marge Simpson: A thousand eyes... what could that be?
- Abraham Simpson: Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number...
- Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig.
- Homer Simpson: He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper.
- [after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
- Homer: D'oooooooooohhhmmme!
- Homer: [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
- Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
- Homer: D'oh...
- Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
- Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
- Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.
- Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
- Russ Cargill: What treasure?!
- Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
- Cargill: I'm a weiner?
- Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
- Bart: How naked?
- Homer: Fourth base.
- Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
- Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?
- Homer: You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
