Difference between revisions of "Bart's Got Wheels/Quotes"

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Homer: Wait! I sent the check! Don't take—huh?

Raphael: I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.

Grampa: We won it at the police auction.

Bart: It's mine!

Homer: Take it away!

Raphael: Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.

Homer: Leave it right here!

Milhouse Van Houten: You really have your own car?

Bart: Yeah, man. It's cool.

Jimbo Jones: Is it a GT?

Bart: You bet.

Dolph Shapiro: You should paint flames on the sides!

Bart: Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.

Nelson Muntz: Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?

Bart: Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.

Wendell Borton: You're so lucky, Bart.

Bart: It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.

Homer: I can't believe we let your drive!

Grampa: What a peach! She runs just like my first car.

Bart: You know, I bet the car goes faster.

Grampa: Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.

Mr. Burns: Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!

Bart: Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.

Bart: Let's make this car fast and furious!

Homer: I can provide the furious.

Nelson: We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!

Dolph: Dude, your car is lame.

Bart: Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!