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|singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Mario Jose]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]] | |singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Mario Jose]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]] | ||
| − | |characters = People of [[Springfield]] | + | |characters = [[Helen Lovejoy]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Comic Book Guy]]<br>[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]<br>[[Julio]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]]<br>[[Rod Flanders]]<br>[[Todd Flanders]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]<br>People of [[Springfield]] |
|length = 1:59 | |length = 1:59 | ||
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Westbrook]] | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Jeff Westbrook]] | ||
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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
:'''[[Helen Lovejoy]]:''' | :'''[[Helen Lovejoy]]:''' | ||
| − | :This woman's gonna get | + | :This woman's gonna get what she wants today. |
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:'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' | :'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' | ||
| − | :Barney's gonna buy | + | :Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today. |
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' | ||
| − | :Gonna buy a broom to | + | :Gonna buy a broom to play quidditch today. |
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' | :'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' | ||
Revision as of 17:15, February 16, 2021
"Today Garage Sale"
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Song Information
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"Today Garage Sale" is a song sung by the people of Springfield about the Ned Flanders' garage sale.
Lyrics
- Helen Lovejoy:
- This woman's gonna get what she wants today.
- Barney Gumble:
- Barney's gonna buy a new sconce today.
- Comic Book Guy:
- Gonna buy a broom to play quidditch today.
- Waylon Smithers:
- Waylon's gonna get some kitsch today.
- [Music plays]
- Julio:
- I'm gonna buy some figurines today.
- Some lovely pastoral scenes today.
- I've finally found the rare girl with goat.
- I'll stash them all in my NPR tote.
- Today.
- All:
- The shoppers always haggle, low price.
- And Flanders always gives in, too nice.
- Ned Flanders:
- Too nice, too nice.
- I'll sell these fuzzy dice.
- Maude bought them as
- a joke I did not get.
- Rod and Todd Flanders:
- Today, today
- We'll sell our toys, we pray.
- 'Cause playing is a
- sin that we regret.
- Yay!
- [Music plays]
- All:
- Criterion Collection: Meryl Streep.
- A box of Easter candy, all Peeps.
- Ned Flanders:
- Today, today.
- I'll undersell eBay
- All:
- We'll get some useless crap today!.
- Homer:
- See, Marge? We skip one rehearsal,
- and we're totally lost.
- Today!.
Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of the song "Tonight Quintet" from West Side Story.
Appearances
Episode – "Diary Queen"
Categories:
- Songs
- Parody songs
- Full cast songs
- Songs by Barney
- Songs by Comic Book Guy
- Songs by Smithers
- Songs by Ned
- Songs by Rod and Todd
- Songs by Homer
- Songs by Maggie Roswell
- Songs by Dan Castellaneta
- Songs by Hank Azaria
- Songs by Harry Shearer
- Songs by Pamela Hayden
- Songs by Nancy Cartwright
- Songs by Tress MacNeille
- Songs by Julie Kavner
