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{{TB|Mmm...fat camp buffet.}} | {{TB|Mmm...fat camp buffet.}} | ||
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Dumbbell [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Rush to Serenity Ranch (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Gluttons Head to Serenity Ranch [x3] (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Dumbbell [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Rush to Serenity Ranch (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Gluttons Head to Serenity Ranch [x3] (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Thank you for your patience while filling out these fourteen-page liability release forms.}} | {{TB|Thank you for your patience while filling out these fourteen-page liability release forms.}} | ||
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{{TB|Yeah, where's my free grub?!}} | {{TB|Yeah, where's my free grub?!}} | ||
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{{TB|Don't worry, at Serenity Ranch we deliver on our promises! So let this magnificent feast start you on your road to wellness.}} | {{TB|Don't worry, at Serenity Ranch we deliver on our promises! So let this magnificent feast start you on your road to wellness.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>fires gun<nowiki>*</nowiki> Storm the kitchen!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>fires gun<nowiki>*</nowiki> Storm the kitchen!}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>attacking noises<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>attacking noises<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{TB|This may be harder than I thought.}} | {{TB|This may be harder than I thought.}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Maybe I could just call my wife to come get me…or at least bring me a burger or pizza.}} | {{TB|Maybe I could just call my wife to come get me…or at least bring me a burger or pizza.}} | ||
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{{TB|No dice. The registration forms you signed give me full legal authority to keep you here until you are the peak of physical perfection!}} | {{TB|No dice. The registration forms you signed give me full legal authority to keep you here until you are the peak of physical perfection!}} | ||
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{{TB|God I love fine print.}} | {{TB|God I love fine print.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB| You sir, are worse than Loki the trickster god himself!}} | {{TB| You sir, are worse than Loki the trickster god himself!}} | ||
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{{TB|Them's the rules and you all signed on the dotted line.}} | {{TB|Them's the rules and you all signed on the dotted line.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, he did say both "legal" and "authority" in the same sentence, and the DA tells me that's the magic word combo that lets me do whatever I want...}} | {{TB|Well, he did say both "legal" and "authority" in the same sentence, and the DA tells me that's the magic word combo that lets me do whatever I want...}} | ||
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{{TB|Calm yourselves! Torturing people into shape is a thing of the past. Here at Serenity Ranch, we take a holistic approach to wellness!}} | {{TB|Calm yourselves! Torturing people into shape is a thing of the past. Here at Serenity Ranch, we take a holistic approach to wellness!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I take a holistic approach to eating whatever I want and where I want!}} | {{TB|I take a holistic approach to eating whatever I want and where I want!}} | ||
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{{TB|Well, not anymore.}} | {{TB|Well, not anymore.}} | ||
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Dumbbell [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Drink a Green Juice (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>If the user has Sakatumi: '''Task: '''Make Sakatumi Meditate on Weight Loss (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>If the user has Wiggum: '''Task: '''Make Wiggum Strike a Yoga Pose (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>If the user has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Learn Pilates (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Dumbbell [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Drink a Green Juice (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>If the user has Sakatumi: '''Task: '''Make Sakatumi Meditate on Weight Loss (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>If the user has Wiggum: '''Task: '''Make Wiggum Strike a Yoga Pose (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)<br/>If the user has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Learn Pilates (4h, Serenity Ranch, Rancho Relaxo or Homes)|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Yoga is for moms to meet other moms and show off. We fat dudes should be doing push-ups and karate kicks!}} | {{TB|Yoga is for moms to meet other moms and show off. We fat dudes should be doing push-ups and karate kicks!}} | ||
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{{TB|Since I have the legal authority to keep you all here, you better start learning to love our new wellness program...and that means yoga every morning.}} | {{TB|Since I have the legal authority to keep you all here, you better start learning to love our new wellness program...and that means yoga every morning.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
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{{TB| Let us climb over the wall like Wildlings invading Westeros!}} | {{TB| Let us climb over the wall like Wildlings invading Westeros!}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slow clap<nowiki>*</nowiki> Excellent work, men! I never wavered from my belief that you'd finally realize what it takes to get in great shape.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slow clap<nowiki>*</nowiki> Excellent work, men! I never wavered from my belief that you'd finally realize what it takes to get in great shape.}} | ||
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{{TB|You had to hate being here so much that you'd lose weight just to escape!}} | {{TB|You had to hate being here so much that you'd lose weight just to escape!}} | ||
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{{TB| Worst. Twist. Ever.}} | {{TB| Worst. Twist. Ever.}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, I still made a buttload of money off you sorry lot.}} | {{TB|Hey, I still made a buttload of money off you sorry lot.}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
Revision as of 16:28, January 20, 2021
Contents
The Post-Holiday Expansion
Survival of the Wellest
Survival of the Wellest Pt. 1
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Survival of the Wellest Pt. 2
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Survival of the Wellest Pt. 3
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Survival of the Wellest Pt. 4
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Survival of the Wellest Pt. 5
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The Post-Holiday Contraction Expansion
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