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Revision as of 10:41, October 11, 2020
The Invasion Is Snow Joke (Act 2)
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3
If not completed in Act 1, after tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.
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You said, "Surprise me". And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.
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If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.
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And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.
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Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.
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No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.
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Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss (6s, Brown House)
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Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.
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That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.
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No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!
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Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4
If not completed in Act 1, after tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.
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Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.
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I don't trust this so-called "Santa". Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?
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What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.
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Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.
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Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos [x10] (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 1
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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As the Rigellian saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, abase yourself before the supreme Rigellian dictator and try again.
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Also, I still have a few billion Robo-Funzos to get rid of. So I've added an Unbrainulizer Ray that enhances the human tendency to stare brainlessly at their phones.
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They will be completely helpless before our invasion. Ha, ha!
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Excellent! I will continue to impersonate Santa's domestic partner. You know, this place could really use the patter of little feet.
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I think I'll import some elf-a-pillars from Rivendell IV.
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Task: Make Santa Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Import Elf-a-Pillars (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 2
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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I have initiated the Unbrainulizer Ray. The Robo-Funzos are turning the humans into defenseless prey.
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Did you have to make them float right over the humans to do it? I mean, it's a little obvious.
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Oh, so it's not enough that I invent a weapon to utterly defeat mankind. Now it has to have more than a one-meter range.
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What's the point of us being Earth-married if I can't make positive suggestions?
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Let's not fight. We have some hypnotized humans who'll do anything we want. Let's have some fun.
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Task: Make Santa Kang Give Silly Orders (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Springfielders Follow Orders (4h, Brown House)
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Oh, Kang, I love how you make my amusement bladder expramulate.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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The Robo-Funzos are back! They're floating over people, beaming into their brains.
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Maybe it's one of those social media devices that corrects your posture and counts your steps.
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No! They're totally hypnotized by their phones. We have to use the Re-Gifting Machine to rid people of their robo-parasites!
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Hypnotized, eh? Don't fire up that Re-Gifter until I make a four-fingered visit to the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos Task: Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Shoplift (4h, Simpson House)
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The Re-Gifting Machine didn't work. The people with parasitic Robo-Funzos are still hypnotized.
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Dammit! If only I'd known; I could have raided the comic book store, too.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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All right, let's amp up the power on the Re-Gifting Machine and blow those No-Funzos away.
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Good glayvin, no! We have no idea what might happen to the victims if the Robo-Funzos' brain rays are interrupted.
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Their brains might be rewired to become mental vegetables. Or, alternately, mental geniuses. We just don't know!
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It's like climate change. Could be good, could be bad. Incidentally, I'm available as a paid consultant to the fossil fuel industry if anyone's interested.
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What do you recommend, then?
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Pray to whatever higher power you believe in.
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Task: Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha (12h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Tweet Krusty (12h, Simpson House) Task: Make Krusty Ignore Tweets (12h, Krusty Burger) Task: Unlock Gautama Buddha
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Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth.
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Buddha? You're real!
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As real as a butterfly that never flies, or a laugh that no one hears.
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You're real but you're like talking to Grampa.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Lord Buddha, it's awesome you've come! Will you help us defeat the invasion of Robo-Funzos?
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Lisa, there are many deities. Or perhaps they are all aspects of one all-encompassing divinity. I know the answer, but I'm not telling. That's Buddhism for you.
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You must seek help from all systems of belief.
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I get it. Sort of a Belief Systems Justice League.
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Or B.S. League for short!
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Task: Make Buddha Contemplate His Navel (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Believe in B.S. (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Believe in B.S. (4h, Simpson House) Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
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No sign of the rest of the B.S. League.
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Have faith they will come, otherwise they won't come. That's B.S. for you.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 6
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Lord Buddha, who's behind this terrible Robo-Funzo invasion?
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The disciple asks for guidance. But the master says, "do not ask what you already know".
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Hm. Big holiday...sneaky invasion...master, I am enlightened! It's Kang and Kodos!
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Really? Didn't see that coming.
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Just kidding, of course I did. And now, let's de-incarnate some alien ass.
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Task: Make Buddha Invoke the B.S. (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kang Battle the B.S. League (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)
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You defeated us this time, but only because we weren't ready!
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Yes, I had ginger cookies in the oven, and now they're ruined.
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Stupid victory. I could've had ginger cookies!
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Quest reward: Quest reward: 200 Event Currency
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 7
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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We slowed the aliens, but we didn't defeat them. We need more members of the Belief Systems League.
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Did someone call for the Spirit of Kwanzaa?
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Fantastic! You're the first B.S. Leaguer here.
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I am? Dammit. I hate being the first to show up at a party. So uncool.
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That's okay, you can help put out the appetizers.
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Dammit!
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Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 8
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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I wonder who'll be next to join our Belief Systems League party.
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You should be keeping a sharper lookout...oh, that's right you don't have a THIRD EYE.
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Shiva, you old Lord of the Universe. Where's your wife Parvati?
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Back home looking after the kids, Ganesha and Kartikeya. Don't tell her I'm here.
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She thinks I'm at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I'm goofing off here, she'll turn into her aspect of Kali...Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin.
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Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 9
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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Our battles against the alien invaders are going great. We're beating the living drool out of them.
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Let's grab some manna. Anyone know a good lunch place?
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Hear the words of the Angel of Yahweh! There's a great deli on Second Avenue.
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Kreplach to die for. And I should know, eating too much is how I died the first time.
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Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 10
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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A fool says, "The bowl is full". The wise man says, "We still need Jesus".
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I think J.C. is mad about something.
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Darn right. You guys keep forgetting my birthday!
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To me, the past and future are all one. It's no wonder I forget birthdays and anniversaries.
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How does your wife Parvati like that excuse?
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Not a lot.
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Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
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It looks like we're half-way there!
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Would you say we might be living on a prayer?
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The wise man sleeps when the fool quotes pop music.
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Quest reward: 200 Event Currency
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 11
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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Wow, the Belief System League is amazing: representatives of Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, and, of course, Nguzo Saba.
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So that's what I am! *chuckles*
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Seems like you're skipping something obvious.
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Can't think of anything.
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Unless you're scared to make fun of it.
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Sky Finger isn't afraid to laugh at anything!
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I'm talking about atheism.
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Oh, thank Us.
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Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
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We couldn't find anyone in America willing to admit to being an atheist.
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So we hired the toughest mythical pixie we could find...Jack Frost.
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I will frost your windows! Hee, hee, hee!
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Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 30 30
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 12
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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The alien invaders are really strong. All the power of our various faiths is not enough.
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You need the one being that everyone on Earth worships.
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Santa Claus, bringer of free stuff. And the most potent pixie on the planet.
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I'm a pixie. I'm powerful.
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Yeah, right. What are you going to do, frost up the windows on the aliens' flying saucer?
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Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
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Bart, Bart! I went to Santa's Castle, and they said they haven't seen him for weeks.
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His sleigh is parked by the alien base! They must've kidnapped him.
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Then we're kidnapping him back. No one takes my Santa when he's a few days from handing out presents.
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Quest reward: Santa Claus and 50 Event Currency
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 13
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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Well, we found Santa Claus. He wasn't kidnapped at all.
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He was hanging out eating Mrs. Kodos Claus's sugar snaps.
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What? I like a good cookie. Besides, it's nice talking shop with someone else in the large-scale toy delivery business.
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But you will help us defeat the aliens, right? Think of it as a birthday present to me.
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Again with the birthday guilt. Why couldn't Christmas be in June?
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Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] Task: Make Springfielders Put up With B.S. (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 400 Event Currency
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 14
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Thank you, Belief Systems League! You destroyed the Rigellian ship!
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We would have won if Jack Frost hadn't iced up our windows.
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Lord Buddha, there're still a lot of Robo-Funzos around town? You'll get rid of them too, right?
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The most valuable thing in the world is the head of a dead Robo-Funzo, for no one can name its price.
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I'm no Buddhist, but ten bucks says that means he ain't helping.
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Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays [x3] (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Springfielders Clean up the B.S. Mess Count: 10x (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 15
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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I think the take-away message is clear: we should stick to Halloween updates.
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You don't think the message is: you're incompetent at any time of the year?
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Yes, we were utterly defeated and humiliated at Christmas, but cheer up: it's Christmas!
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Well, I did make a ginger bread house. Care to join me in vaporizing it from space?
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That's the holiday spirit!
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Task: Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kodos Drink Eggnog (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess [x10] (8h, Brown House)
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Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all!
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Quest reward: 500 and 50
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More B.S.
After completing :
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Task: Collect Sacred Tomes [x1000]
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Quest reward: 1/2/3, 100 and 10
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