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| − | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''' | + | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' |
:''While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we'd try something new. So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!'' | :''While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we'd try something new. So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!'' | ||
:(''rock band starts playing'') | :(''rock band starts playing'') | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:''Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?'' | :''Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''' | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' |
:''I think it is.'' | :''I think it is.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Flanders]]''' | + | :'''[[Flanders]]:''' |
:''(gasps) Electric guitars in church? Oh, my gosh, the dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend.'' | :''(gasps) Electric guitars in church? Oh, my gosh, the dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend.'' | ||
| − | :'''Rachel Jordan''' | + | :'''Rachel Jordan:''' |
:''This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. (Flanders gasps) A dude named God.'' | :''This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. (Flanders gasps) A dude named God.'' | ||
| − | :'''Flanders''' | + | :'''Flanders:''' |
:''Oh.'' | :''Oh.'' | ||
| − | :'''Rachel Jordan''' | + | :'''Rachel Jordan:''' |
:In a motel in Delacroix, | :In a motel in Delacroix, | ||
:I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy, | :I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy, | ||
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:But instead I found a book. | :But instead I found a book. | ||
| − | :'''[[Lenny]]''' | + | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' |
:''She's talkin' about the bible.'' | :''She's talkin' about the bible.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Carl]]''' | + | :'''[[Carl]]:''' |
:''So? She's good-lookin', shut up.'' | :''So? She's good-lookin', shut up.'' | ||
| − | :'''Lenny''' | + | :'''Lenny:''' |
:You'' shut up.'' | :You'' shut up.'' | ||
| − | :'''Rachel Jordan''' | + | :'''Rachel Jordan:''' |
:A book about a man, | :A book about a man, | ||
:A book about the dude who lives above, | :A book about the dude who lives above, | ||
Revision as of 09:33, October 8, 2019
He's the Man is a song from the episode Alone Again, Natura-Diddily. It is sung by the Christian rock band Kovenant, whose lead singer, Rachel Jordan is voiced by Shawn Colvin. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Ian Maxtone-Graham. It is the fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Reverend Lovejoy:
- While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we'd try something new. So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!
- (rock band starts playing)
- Lisa:
- Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?
- Marge:
- I think it is.
- Flanders:
- (gasps) Electric guitars in church? Oh, my gosh, the dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend.
- Rachel Jordan:
- This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. (Flanders gasps) A dude named God.
- Flanders:
- Oh.
- Rachel Jordan:
- In a motel in Delacroix,
- I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
- And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
- Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
- And opened up a dresser drawer,
- Lookin' for a bottle,
- But instead I found a book.
- Lenny:
- She's talkin' about the bible.
- Carl:
- So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
- Lenny:
- You shut up.
- Rachel Jordan:
- A book about a man,
- A book about the dude who lives above,
- A book about a man,
- Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
- Now, if you think He doesn't care,
- Or maybe that He isn't there,
- It's not too late
- To see how wrong you are.
- So when you're soul has gone astray,
- Just let God be your Triple-A,
- He'll tow you to salvation
- And He'll overhaul your heart.
- A book about a man,
- A book about the dude who lives above,
- A book about a man,
- Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
