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Difference between revisions of "Bored Walk/Quotes"

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:'''[[Rod]]''': Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed!
 
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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]]'s attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]''
 
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!
 
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Haw haw!
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:'''[[Nelson]]''': [[Ha Ha!|Haw haw!]]
 
:'''[[Kearney]]''': You stink!
 
:'''[[Kearney]]''': You stink!
:'''[[Dolph]]''': Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet...! What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.
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:'''[[Dolph]]''': Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet!
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:''[The other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]''
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:'''Dolph''': What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!
 
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!

Revision as of 14:05, August 26, 2014



Marge: Bart! What on Earth are you doing?
Bart: Nothing much. Summer bites big time.
Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?
Bart: I can't. His parents sent him to some stupid camp to help build up his self-esteem.

Rod: Hi, Bart! Do you want to play with us?
Todd: We're playing "good samaritan."
Bart: Sure!
Bart (thinking): This might be good for a laugh.
Rod: Just lie on the ground, and Todd and I will tend to your wounds.
Bart: Okay, but did i mention... I have leprosy?
Todd: Unclean! Unclean!
Rod: Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed!

[Bart's attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]
Jimbo: Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!
Nelson: Haw haw!
Kearney: You stink!
Dolph: Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet!
[The other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]
Dolph: What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.

Bart: I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!
Apu: Bart Simpson, please find another place to cool your jets. The Kwik-E-Mart is not your personal air conditioner.
Sounds: PUNT!

Ralph: Wheee!
Bart: Whoa! What's going on here? Ralph?
Ralph: I'm a slippery seal! Bark! Bark!
Bart: Ha ha ha!