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This is a list of cuts that have been made to episodes in the UK, and a list of episodes that only air after the 9pm watershed ?

Episodes that air post-watershed

• "Weekend at Burnsie's" - Due to heavy drug use, it only airs after the watershed very rarely. Its time slot varies, most common to be 9:30pm. However, RTÉ Two airs this before the 9pm watershed.
• "Love, Springfieldian Style" - This episode hardly airs, even after the watershed. This episode has aired previously at the 6pm slot on Channel 4.
• "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?" - Possibly due to sexual references.

Episodes that were temporarily banned

• "A Streetcar Named Marge" - BBC2 once aired the episode, but it was never shown again, possibly because of the offensive song. In 2005, Channel 4 aired the episode right after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. Channel 4 apologized and cut the song entirely from the episode. Now, this episode hardly ever airs.
• "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" - This episode was due to air on BBC2 around the time of the 9/11 attacks, and was therefore pulled from the schedule. BBC2's rights expired before the channel could air the episode. On August 7, 2005, Sky1 finally aired the episode, with cuts to remove most (not all) shots of the Twin Towers.
• "The Cartridge Family" - This was banned by Sky1 for constant foolishness with guns, and was later released on a VHS compilation, Too Hot For TV, so that British viewers could see it the episode. The episode was broadcast on BBC on October 26, 2001, with Sky finally airing it on September 26, 2005.

Cuts

Cuts are in bold.

Season 5

"Homer Loves Flanders" Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Flanders! My friend Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

"The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Mrs. Krabappel: Now unfortunately, our school clocks have been running fast all semester, so today we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. Hah! [Cut to a shot of the class. Everyone groans as Bart looks in his desk at a "Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit".] Originally, Bart does look in his desk at the "Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit", but the "Lil' Bastard" part is blacked out. It is unknown whether this part is left in and the "Lil' Bastard" part is blacked out when the episode airs on Sky1.

Possibly

Season 8

"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" The group of Japenese Yakuzas are introduced, and it then cuts to an above shot of one of the Yakuzas kicking Fat Tony. Maude: Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza... the Poison Fists of the Pacific Rim... the Japanese mafia. Agnes: They'll kill ya five times before you hit the ground! (Homer and Marge look confused. The two gangs stand at opposite ends, as they pull out weapons and wait for an attack. One of the Japanese guys throws a ninja star at Legs, Legs hits it aside with his knife. Another Japanese guy leaps at Fat Tony, Tony ducks. An all-out mob war ensues, as the two gangs hit each other and the like. Louie sneaks up behind one of the Japanese guys and starts strangling him with a copper wire. Another Japanese guy is punched in the face. One guy comes at Tony with a knife, Tony blocks him and punches him in the face.) Fat Tony: Take that! (Another guy sneaks up behind Tony and tries to choke him. Tony throws him over him, onto the ground.) Fat Tony: Take this. (Tony looks around, suddenly he is hit in the face with some nun-chucks.) Fat Tony: Come here you little squirt. (As Tony moves away, we now see Homer and Marge at their front door step.)

Season 19

"Treehouse of Horror XVIII" - as of October 19, 2012 airing. Full version: Kodos: Actually I'm still alive. So technically, it's vivisection. Homer walks towards Kodos with a pillow. Homer: No one likes a know-it-all! Homer puts the pillow over Kodos' mouth, HECK HOUSE: Cut version: Willie kicks his tractor, and it turns into Killy, who has chainsaw blades for hands. Willie: I said - why won't you work?! Killy lifts one of his chainsaw hands, and then it cuts to the next scene. In the full version, Killy decapitates Willie before it cuts to the next scene.

Season 20

All from Channel 4:

• How the Test Was Won -
  • When Helen Lovejoy slips on Bart's skateboard in Homer's mind, the following is cut, until everyone else apart from Marge and Lindsay Naegle are killed and Marge goes round saying "Oh my God, Oh my God, we're totally liable!'
  • When Mr. Burns says 'Apaches' after a knife has struck him in the head, the scene in which Homer goes outside and tries to stop the blood is cut. Instead, it cuts to the scene wherein Mr. Burns is sat in a wheelchair with his head bandaged up.

Season 22

"The Fool Monty" - cut first appeared November 28, 2010 on Sky1.

Cut from 16:21 to 16:26:

Lisa: What did you do with him?

Otto: Found a way to use him as a bong.

[Otto blows through Mr. Burns' nose and lights a candle next to his ear. Otto coughs and smoke comes from Burns' ears.]

Mr. Burns (woozy): Ooooooo-oooh.

"Donnie Fatso" - cut first appeared in 20 March 2011 on Sky1. - cut is present in most airings

Cut from 16:28 -

[A crowd is around the area where Fat Tony died. A person carries his body off, while his body's outline is on the floor. A man wheels Fat Tony on a trailer over to Homer, who is sitting in the Ice Cream Van wearing a blanket. Homer nods and a person covers the body with a different blanket. The trailer is wheeled off.]

FBI agent: Homer, I just wanna say that of all the rat-basters that have been working for us, you were the snitchiest.

Homer: So that's it, you use me to kill a man, and all I get is a handshake and a blanket!

"Moms I'd Like to Forget" - February 27, 2011 on Sky1. - cut is present in most airings

• Full version - Bart lights the firework ball and it explodes while Homer is in the garage.
• Cut version - Bart walks off, having decided not to light the firework ball. Then cuts to exterior of one of The Cool Moms' house.

"The Blue and the Gray" - March 25, 2011 on Sky1

• Full version - A women version of Moe in Europe puts the rope around her neck.
• Cut version - A women version of Moe in Europe stands on her stool, next to the rope is, before cutting to a different scene.

"The Fight Before Christmas" - April 22, 2011 on Sky1

In Bart's dream, the song is shortened. The scene where drugs fall down onto the models of soldiers is cut.

"Homer the Father" - Cut present after original airdate on Sky1.

Digby Sheridan: I slept with everyone in the cast. Including the dog.

Season 23

"The Food Wife" - from premiere on July 8, 2012 on Sky1.

[The meth lab owner lights the crystal meth in the tube. Homer is about to drink it when the police break in.]

Cutting is rare in the first airing of the episode.

"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" - from premiere on July 22, 2012 on Sky1.

Director: Take two!

[Krusty and Annie are in bed together. They get under the covers then the credits roll.]

Krusty [voiceover]: Hey, wake up!

"Exit Through The Kwik-E-Mart" - from premiere on September 2, 2012 on Sky1.

[People in hooded jumpers approach Milhouse and Bart in an alley. Bart runs off-screen. Milhouse and Bart are chased through the alley, and Milhouse ends up with a mouth full of spray paint from a spray can. Fade to black. Fade into a scene, where in the people catch up with Bart and Milhouse.]

"Lisa Goes Gaga" - from premiere on October 21, 2012 on Sky1.

[Lady Gaga is going down what everyone is saying about Lisa on the school forums]

Lady Gaga: Little bastards!

[Lisa flops on her bed.]