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Difference between revisions of "A Simpleton Plan/Quotes"

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:'''Moe:''' I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
 
:'''Moe:''' I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
''[Two minutes later...]''
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:''[Two minutes later...]''
 
:'''Homer:''' AAAAIIIEEEEE!
 
:'''Homer:''' AAAAIIIEEEEE!
 
:'''Moe:''' YAAARRRRGH!
 
:'''Moe:''' YAAARRRRGH!
 
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''[Homer sneaks back home. [[Marge]] turns on the light.]''
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:''[Homer sneaks back home. [[Marge]] turns on the light.]''
 
:'''Marge:''' Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
 
:'''Marge:''' Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
 
:'''Homer:''' Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate '''twelve'''!
 
:'''Homer:''' Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate '''twelve'''!
 
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''[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]''
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:''[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]''
 
:'''Person:''' It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
 
:'''Person:''' It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
''[A fourth eye pops out of [[Blinky]].]''
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:''[A fourth eye pops out of [[Blinky]].]''

Revision as of 05:36, May 5, 2012


Moe: Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his Duff?
Homer: Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!
Barney: They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats them! [burps]

Moe: I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!
[Two minutes later...]
Homer: AAAAIIIEEEEE!
Moe: YAAARRRRGH!

[Homer sneaks back home. Marge turns on the light.]
Marge: Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?
Homer: Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate twelve!

[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]
Person: It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!
[A fourth eye pops out of Blinky.]