A Simpleton Plan/Quotes

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Moe Szyslak: Last call, gents! Before hittin' the road, who wants a nice juicy burger with his Duff?

Homer: Your hamburgers taste like shoe leather, Moe!

Barney Gumble: They're worse than Krustyburgers! And nobody eats them! [burps]

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Moe: I'm an ace when it comes to drivin' icy roads!

[Two minutes later...]

[The car is sliding around on the ice]

Homer: AAAAIIIEEEEE!

Moe: YAAARRRRGH!

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[Homer sneaks back home. Marge turns on the light.]

Marge: Homie! It's three in the morning! Where have you been?

Homer: Moeandifoundaplanefilledwithsecretsaucethatmakesburgerstastesogoodthatohmygawdiwantanotheronerightnow! And I already ate twelve!

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[The mafia are dumping the toxic sauce into the river.]

Person: It sure can't do any harm at the bottom of the drink!

[A fourth eye pops out of Blinky.]