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== Laws == | == Laws == | ||
=== Town Charter === | === Town Charter === | ||
| − | * The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including [[Jebediah Springfield]]<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]">[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]</ref> | + | * The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including [[Jebediah Springfield]]<ref name="[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]">[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]</ref> |
* The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true <ref name="[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]">"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"</ref> | * The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true <ref name="[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]">"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"</ref> | ||
* If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | * If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | ||
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* It is illegal to mail threatening letters <ref name="[[Cape Feare]]">"[[Cape Feare]]"</ref> | * It is illegal to mail threatening letters <ref name="[[Cape Feare]]">"[[Cape Feare]]"</ref> | ||
* It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling <ref name="[[Cape Feare]]">"[[Cape Feare]]"</ref> | * It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling <ref name="[[Cape Feare]]">"[[Cape Feare]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * Casino gambling is legal <ref name="[[$pringfield]]">"[[$pringfield]]"</ref> | + | * Casino gambling is legal <ref name="[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]">"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"</ref> |
* No mercury dumping without permit <ref name="[[Homer Loves Flanders]]">"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"</ref> | * No mercury dumping without permit <ref name="[[Homer Loves Flanders]]">"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"</ref> | ||
* It is a crime to tease the fast food order box <ref name="[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]">"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"</ref> | * It is a crime to tease the fast food order box <ref name="[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]">"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"</ref> | ||
*It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.<ref name="[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]">"[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]"</ref> | *It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.<ref name="[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]">"[[Radioactive Man (episode)|Radioactive Man]]"</ref> | ||
*It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | *It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)<ref name="[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]" | + | * Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)<ref name="[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]"/> |
* It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]</ref> | * It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]</ref> | ||
* Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]</ref> | * Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]</ref> | ||
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* 104 - Homer Out of Springfield<ref name="[[Three Gays of the Condo]]">[[Three Gays of the Condo]]</ref> | * 104 - Homer Out of Springfield<ref name="[[Three Gays of the Condo]]">[[Three Gays of the Condo]]</ref> | ||
* 217 - Vote on Casinos <ref name="[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]">[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]</ref> | * 217 - Vote on Casinos <ref name="[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]">[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]</ref> | ||
| − | * 232 and 242 - votes on [[Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents|children's rights]]. <ref name="[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]">[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]</ref> | + | * 232 and 242 - votes on [[Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays against Parasitic Parents|children's rights]].<ref name="[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]">[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]</ref> |
* 304 - Polls will become legally binding <ref name="[[Homer Bad Man]]">"[[Homer Bad Man]]"</ref> | * 304 - Polls will become legally binding <ref name="[[Homer Bad Man]]">"[[Homer Bad Man]]"</ref> | ||
* 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows<ref name="[[Lisa the Simpson]]">[[Lisa the Simpson]]</ref> | * 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows<ref name="[[Lisa the Simpson]]">[[Lisa the Simpson]]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 16:19, October 3, 2011
File:Springfield Police 1.png
The Springfield Police Station, which belongs to the Springfield Police Department
Springfield has a variety of laws that are not found in other parts of the state or the US.
Laws
Town Charter
- The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including Jebediah Springfield[1]
- The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [2]
- If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [3]
- Ducks shall wear long pants [4]
Laws on legality
- It is illegal to mail threatening letters [5]
- It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [5]
- Casino gambling is legal [6]
- No mercury dumping without permit [7]
- It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [8]
- It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[9]
- It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[10]
- Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)[4]
- It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities[11]
- Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) [12]
- On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose [13]
- Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean[14]
- Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead[1]
- It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours [15]
- It's illegal to tie a alliagator to a fire hydrant[15]
- Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.[15]
Propositions
- 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported [16]
- 104 - Homer Out of Springfield[17]
- 217 - Vote on Casinos [18]
- 232 and 242 - votes on children's rights.[19]
- 304 - Polls will become legally binding [20]
- 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows[21]
References
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