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| − | '' | + | :''[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]'' |
| + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "Now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc." | ||
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| − | '' | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': "That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar." |
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| + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Shauna]] is making out with [[Jimbo]] but they both freak out when they hear a voice coming from somewhere]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Come on baby it's just a voice." | ||
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| − | '''[[ | + | :'''[[Flanders]]''': "...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]]." |
| + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!" | ||
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| − | '''[[ | + | :'''[[Queen Elizabeth II]]:''' "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy." |
| + | :'''[[Prince Charles]]:''' "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food." | ||
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| − | ''' | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Just find the biggest [[Homer|idiot]] on our payroll and slip it in his bag." |
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| − | '' | + | :''[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on [[Edna Krabappel]] sunbathing topless]'' |
| + | :'''[[Lou]]''': "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99" | ||
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{{Season 21 Q}} | {{Season 21 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 13:28, September 28, 2010
- [Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
- Chief Wiggum: "Now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc."
- Marge: "That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar."
- [Shauna is making out with Jimbo but they both freak out when they hear a voice coming from somewhere]
- Jimbo: "Come on baby it's just a voice."
- Flanders: "...Like God created the Devil."
- Homer: "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"
- Queen Elizabeth II: "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."
- Prince Charles: "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."
- [Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
- Lou: "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99"
