Difference between revisions of "Spite the Hans That Sees You"

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Spite the Hans That Sees You is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Hans Mechman to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hans Mechman's exclamation mark System online. Seeking targets. The robots have risen up, again! Oh, never mind, this one looks like it fell out of a children's book. Target acquired. Dad, help! Not my dad. A good dad, help! Lesson administered. The giant tea kettle spanked me. Task: "Make Hans Mechman Seek Targets". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Is it just me, or does the robot's head look like Mr. Moleman? So, it looks like a shriveled prune shuffling in baggy pants and slippers? Repeated youth disrespect recorded. Combat Mode engaged. Task: "Make Hans Mechman Annihilate Targets". The job takes 4 hours. I'm a goner for sure! *blast* It missed. Ha-ha! It's got Moleman's eyesight. This thing couldn't hit the broad side of a Bart. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark It seems to have a problem when Bart mocks it. All right, spit it out “Hans Goober”. Did you make a robot to target Springfield's youth? Thirty years ago, I was badgered by a group of boys. I swore that someday I would have my revenge, but wasn't sure how I would get it given I was in the same shape then, as I am now. Then I saw a movie about cybernetic robots killing some punks and it came to me. Now it's finally complete and revenge will be mine! Mechman, attack-k-k! Energy low. Please replace sixty D batteries. Enough power for long SIGHHHHHH… Task: "Make Hans Mechman Recharge". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. If Hans Moleman is owned: Task: "Make Hans Moleman Replace Batteries". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hans Mechman's exclamation mark Power on. Firmware updated. Resuming mission. Bart, I don't suppose you've learned a lesson from before and will mind your manners now? What are manners? I want to see what else this robo-fossil can fail at. Mocking registered. Modern combat protocols engaged. Task: "Make Hans Mechman Engage in Digital Warfare". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. After starting the job “Digital warfare”? What kind of lame…hey…it's hacking into my phone! It's in my Facelook profile, Liking pages for old farts! Haw-haw, you Liked medicated butt powder! After finishing the task Chief, aren't you going to do something about this? Not much I can do. Springfield has an “Eye for an Eye” law. Really surprised he hasn't taken your eye. ‘Cause that would be fine too. Good point. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "bite the hand that feeds you."