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| | {{TB|We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!}} | | {{TB|We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon|Happy}} | | {{Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon|Happy}} |
| − | {{TB|We could call it "wiccapedia"!}} | + | {{TB|We could call it "[[wiccapedia]]"!}} |
| | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} |
Latest revision as of 03:13, August 27, 2024
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Out of the Broom Closet is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires The Wiccans to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark
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Springfield! Your wiccans have returned!
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Behold the awesome power of Wicca, which includes casting spells to make boys like you, and listening to the Smiths!
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We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!
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We could call it "wiccapedia"!
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| Task: "Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Are you the founders of this "wiccapedia" website?
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Yes we are! Do you want to be our acolyte? Try these black lace gloves on.
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Unglove me, heathens! You worship Satan!
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The Horned Stag is not Satan! He is Springface friends with Satan, but it's a strictly professional relationship.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark
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Sisters, we have to show the people of Springfield that Wicca is a religion of positivity.
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And making boys like you with spells.
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Right. Let us heal this town's prejudices with a spell of cleansing.
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And let us specifically cleanse the boy called Dolph. And his dreamy hair.
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| Task: "Make the Wiccans Cast a Spell". The job takes 4 hours.
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Now see here! There is no place for witchcraft in our good town!
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If you know a counter-spell, go ahead and cast it.
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Well, uh, they don't teach us spells in Divinity School.
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Too bad! You want us to teach you some?
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Uh... later. Not while Ned Flanders is looking.
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I'm always watching, Reverend!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark
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Sisters, our message isn't getting through. We must ask Mother Nature for guidance.
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Question. Ever wonder if "Nature" isn't an entity, so much as the inevitable result of biological and physical rules?
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And that we anthropomorphize Nature as a sort of lazy excuse not to study these sciences?
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Nope.
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Me neither. Okay, good. Just checking. Let's talk to her.
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| Task: "Make the Wiccans Worship Nature". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Wow. Mother Nature sure had a lot to say to me. Same for you ladies?
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Oh, for sure. I seriously couldn't get her to shut up.
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I was worried she wouldn't talk to me, and then I'd have to lie to you guys and say she did, but that's not what happened at all.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark
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The answer is clear. We need a fourth member of our coven.
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Only a fourth can complete the circle.
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Everyone knows a circle has four sides. That's just math.
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| Task: "Make the Wiccans Look for the Fourth". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 24 hours.
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Hello, little girl. Mother Nature has led us to you. You... are the fourth.
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I'm the what now?
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There is no doubt. YOU are the fourth, Lisa Simpson.
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I can see two problems with that... One, I'm eight. Two, I'm not allowed to go into the woods with strangers.
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Oh, and three, I think wicca is super, super, super dumb.
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Yes, that is rather a lot of "supers."
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I even cut a few. To spare your dumb feelings.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark
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What'll it take to make a witch out of you, Lisa? Isn't there SOMETHING that you want?
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Look, unless you can get me early acceptance to Vassar, or convince my Dad to buy me a pony--
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One pony, coming up.
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Wait. What?
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We can enchant your father to buy you a pony. Easy.
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Do this for me, ladies, and I will be the witchiest witch that ever stirred a cauldron.
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| Task: "Make the Wiccans Perform an Esbat". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Lisa, look what I got! It's a pony... keg.
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Wow. Way to go, gals. You bewitched my father into buying the thing he loves most in the world.
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I was at Moe's. I'd just bought a beer, when suddenly, I felt this overwhelming urge to buy even more beer. It was magical!
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I'm sorry, but I can't join your coven. But so there's no hard feelings, I found you a fourth girl to complete your circle.
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Really? Oh, Lisa, that's wonderful!
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Buckle up, witches. Because this coven is about to get DARK and WEIRD. Hah hah!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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