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− | {{Archivebox|name=Past Nominations}} | + | {{Archivebox2|name=Past Nominations|2=yes|3=yes|4=yes|5=yes|6=yes}} |
| <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> | | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> |
| '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. | | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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| == Rules == | | == Rules == |
− | #You can only nominate once a month. | + | #You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month. |
| #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. | | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. |
| + | #Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media. |
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| == How to nominate == | | == How to nominate == |
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| == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
− | == "[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]" == | + | === Lisa the Vegetarian === |
− | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to go to [[Made-up words#Bovine University|Bovine University]]!|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} | + | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}} |
− | A great Ralph line. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:25, 5 June 2012 (EDT)
| + | [[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT) |
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− | #--[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 13:36, 28 July 2012 (EDT)
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− | === Neutral (0) === | + | ==== Oppose (1) ==== |
| + | #I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST) |
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− | === Oppose (0) === | + | ==== Comments ==== |
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− | === Comments === | + | === Simpson Tide === |
| + | {{Quote|Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.|Kent Brockman}}<br> {{Quote|My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, an idiot, a pig, a communist- but he is not a porn star!|Abraham Simpson|Simpson Tide}} |
| + | [[User:PlentalDan|PlentalDan]] ([[User talk:PlentalDan|talk]]) 19:11, August 16, 2024 (EDT) |
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− | == Twitter == | + | ==== Neutral (0) ==== |
− | {{QuoteEx|Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!|[[Homer Simpson]]|https://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/status/217414423831265281}}
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− | A funny tweet from Homer. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)
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− | #I like it. We've had quotes and moninations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | === Neutral (1) === | + | ==== Comments ==== |
− | # It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[A Star is Burns]]" ==
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− | {{Quote|The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!|[[Abraham Simpson]]|A Star is Burns}} /[[User:AleWi|AleWi]] 13:32, 29 July 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Classic Abe quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 11:02, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | #--[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[Two Bad Neighbors]]" ==
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− | {{Quote|President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.|[[Marge Simpson]]|Two Bad Neighbors}}
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− | ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 13:23, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
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− | #YES. xD <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 18:28, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
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− | === Neutral (1) ===
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− | # Neutral, only because I don't think the quote is quite as effective without the context. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[Lisa's Date with Density]]" ==
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− | {{Quote|[[Lisa]] likes [[Nelson]]!|Class}}
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− | {{Quote|She does not!|[[Milhouse]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Milhouse likes Lisa!|Class}}
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− | {{Quote|He does not!|[[Janey Powell]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Janey likes Milhouse!|Class}}
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− | {{Quote|She does not!|[[Üter Zörker]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Uter likes Milhouse!|Class}}
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− | {{Quote|Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!|[[Dewey Largo]]|Lisa's Date with Density}}
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− | I love this scene. :P <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | # Oh, ha! I was thinking about putting this one up, but I thought it'd be too long. :P --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 18:26, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Good moment in that episode. <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 18:56, 7 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | # Too long to work as a featured quote, no matter how you slice it. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 20:41, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | *If this gets featured, I'll think of a way to make it not so long, probably make a new quote template to put the speaker on the same line as the quote. <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[Blood Feud]]" ==
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− | {{quote|Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.|Homer}}
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− | {{quote|OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?|Post Office worker}}
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− | {{quote|I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)|Homer|Blood Feud}}
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− | A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | == "[[The PTA Disbands]]" ==
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− | :''[Marge, commenting on her first day as a substitute teacher]''
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− | {{quote|It took the children forty minutes to locate [[Canada]] on the map.|Marge}}
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− | {{quote|Marge, anyone can miss Canada: all tucked away down there.|Homer|The PTA Disbands}}
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− | lol, I love Homer's line. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | #Good quote, and works well with '''just''' the dialogue. It doesn't need the ''[commentary inside the square brackets]'' to be funny or to make sense. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 10:19, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | *<s>I wasn't sure wether or not to keep Bart and Lisa's lines. They aren't really necessary for the joke, but they kinda estalish more context. I dunno.</s> I think this fixes it ok. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
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− | *I think it would work fine if you started it with "It took the children forty minutes ..." -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 20:40, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
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| [[Category:Wikisimpsons]] | | [[Category:Wikisimpsons]] |
The episodes don't need square brackets.