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Revision as of 12:05, August 3, 2024
| I Am the One Who Crocks
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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I Am the One Who Crocks is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homer's Chiliad content update. It requires Five Alarm Chili and Devil Flanders to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Chili seems to bring out the worst in people. That's why Jesus only turned water into grape juice, according to my Hays Morality Code Bible.
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When it comes to heat, these chili-chumps don't know a jalapeno from a hallelujah!
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We should show them the error of their ways. Make a chili so spicy that they'll get baptized just for the water.
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Oh, I don't think so. Spicy foods are a highway to sins like pride, envy, and sin listing. Oh no!
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| Task: "Make Devil Flanders Add to Homer's Chili". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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I'm so tired. It feels like I didn't sleep a wink last night. Not that I would ever wink – that's a Jezebel's blink.
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Where did all these cooking supplies come from? Was I sleepwalking? Did I even make sure to sleep-stretch and sleep-hydrate?
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Let's just say you were asleep at the wheel, so I took over. And I didn't use my turn signals!
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Now, Neddy, don't get yourself in a tiz-tiddilly-izzy over nothing. The Devil doesn't live in your head.
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He lives in San Francisco.
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| Task: "Make Devil Flanders Conjure Up Hellfire Peppers". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 3 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Another restless night and more spicy evidence! And now I'm quoting Jimmy Buffett songs!
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I'm worried the Devil might be corrupting my evening activities. Last night, I watched three hours of the Ken Burns jazz documentary – that's almost a third of it!
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I'd better push up the weekly exorcism!
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| Task: "Make Ned Go For an Exorcism". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 3 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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Ned, I can assure you these “visions” you've been having aren't biblical in nature. And I should know, I've read almost all of that book.
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Isn't your neighbor Homer experimenting with hallucination-inducing Insanity Peppers?
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You mean Homer might have given me a hallucinogenic substance? I need to make a citizen's arrest!
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Now, Ned, Homer might be an idiot but the Bible says “love thy neighbor as your" something. I haven't gotten to the end of that one yet – don't spoil it for me.
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I'm not citizen's arresting Homer -- I'm arresting me!
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| Task: "Make Ned Spend the Day in Jail". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the quote "I am the one who knocks" from the Breaking Bad episode "Cornered".
