Difference between revisions of "The Clowned of Music"

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The Clowned of Music is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Opera Krusty to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark Krusty, attendance at Springfield Opera is way down. It used to be five people, now it's none. As a last gasp, we've decided to put on the beloved opera "Pagliacci". It calls for a great comic actor. So you came to me. No, we went to a great comic actor. But he wasn't available, so here we are. Task: "Make Opera Krusty Practice Singing". The job takes 60 minutes. Ack! Oh boy, I guess all those years smoking haven't done me any favors. Better soothe my vocal chords with a quart of vodka. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark Who's visiting my dressing room? Adoring fan? Angry bookie? A little of both. I love opera, and I'm furious you haven't paid me back for your terrible bets on NCAA basketball. The monkey is supposed to keep people like you out of my dressing room! The monkey won't be keeping anybody out of anything for quite some time. I'm afraid we had to break his opposable thumbs. Task: "Make Opera Krusty Beg for Mercy from the Mob". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark *SOBS* Please, Fat Tony, don't break my thumbs. I need them for throwing pies. Stop, I hate weeping clowns... unless it's in the classic opera "Pagliacci". So I shall make you a deal. I wish to teach my new girlfriend, Miss Springfield, the glory of Italian opera. It will make her view me as romantic, and lead to some serious Rigoletto, if you know what I mean. Not even a little bit. Just sing so good she weeps for joy. You can count on me... barely succeeding. Task: "Make Krusty Practice His Scales". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Dough is what I need badly. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark "Laugh, clown, at your broken love. Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart." Pretty good, eh Fat Tony? Is your girlfriend weeping with joy? She's weeping all right. With horror at your terrible performance. Tears are tears, am I right? Why do people always say "am I right" when they are obviously wrong? Time to get out of here Molto Accelerando. Task: "Make Opera Krusty Hide From the Mob". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark Tony, what are you doing to that silly clown? Nothing, my dear. Just pumping a little electricity through his toes. The agony is proportional to the size of my giant feet. *Giggles* He's funny when he's miserable. I want him to perform at our engagement party. Engagement?! But I never... If you like your thumbs, do it! Task: "Make Krusty Perform for the Mob". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours. Fat Tony, shoot me in the head if I ever try to do opera again. All I heard was "shoot me in the head." Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to The Sound of Music.