Difference between revisions of "Baton-Fu"

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Baton-Fu is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Yard Sale 2014 content update. It requires Ninja Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Umm... Dad? I like the ninja suit and all, but can I offer one small piece of constructive criticism? Sure honey, as long as you don't expect me to listen or care, you can do whatever you'd like! Well, it's just that... don't you think that suit is a bit tight? I mean... I've seen vacuum sealed turkeys with less contour than you. ... You're not angry at me for being honest are you? Of course not Lisa. I'm furious! But as luck would have it, the ninja suit came with a pamphlet describing an ancient calming technique. Apparently you just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. I'm pretty sure that's already how you cope with everything. Precisely! Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to pop the seal off this proverbial turkey. Task: "Place Practice Snake". Task: "Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes". The job takes place at Practice Snakes and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ninja Homer's exclamation mark I'm tired of whacking practice snakes. It's time for bigger game! Task: "Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Glass on the front lawn. It looks like someone vandalized my house! Did you see anything, Homer? Ummm... no... Although I did see some molemen loitering outside your house. I think they were in a moleman gang. Looks like the mole people are getting too big for their boots. It's time to take action. Yay! I'll rally the troops. Task: "Make Ninja Homer Steer the Mob in Wise Directions". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ninja Homer's exclamation mark Alright Flanders, before we go teach those molemen a lesson, I want you to check out my awesome ninja moves. I didn't know you were a student of martial arts! I'm not, but I do have an unhealthy interest in old Kung-Fu films. Now get out of the way before I ninja-whack you with my baton. Task: "Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20