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Danger in Numbers

After the user logs in on June 15th: Chief the new arrest numbers are in. And they don't make us look good. When have we ever looked good? Mayor Quimby is furious. He wants heads to roll. My head would roll nice – big and rubbery and round. He's demanding a double-digit arrest rate. 0.0 is double-digit. How does the Mayor expect our three-man police force to cover the whole town? Excuse me, but it sounds like you could use more officers. We can't afford more donut eaters, ma'am. The officers I have in mind would work for scraps. I like scraps too. Allow me to recommend a platoon of highly-trained police canines capable of taking down criminals for you. That would be handy. Chief, you wouldn't have to get out of the squad car. I got two words for you: Woof-Woof! Which in dog means: sign me up! Task: Make Homer Take Santa's Little Helper to Police Tryouts (6s, Police Station) Task: Make Wiggum Have a Maple Bar (6s, Police Station) If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Have a Bad Feeling About This (6s, Police Station or Homes) If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Stock Up on Dog Treats (6s, Police Station) *bark* *bark* *bark* Wait. I thought we were getting talking dogs so I could hear these barkers say, "Gee, you're looking handsome, Chief." With my new fangle-ized canine trans-mutilator, all bow-wows become the language of your choice... ...but just for Sky Finger. That Finger gets everything. Give it a try, Sky Finger. *bark* *bark* We're working for the police now? *bark* *arf* These bozos are barely police. We'll be running this place in no time. *bark* *ruff* I call the rug in the big, dumb one's office. And bark-ruff to you. I'm sure if I understood it, I'd love it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Dogs on the Block

New Dogs on the Block Pt. 1

After completing Danger in Numbers: I should introduce myself — Emily Winthrop, of Emily Winthrop's Canine College. I never went to college, doggie or other. I'll be handling all the training for your new canine police force. This is my best dog, Laddie. *bark* *woof* This guy reeks of weakness. His barks are just so cute! Task: Collect Dog Bones [x145] Task: Make Wiggum Wonder What Laddie Said (4h, Police Station) If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Order Dog Uniforms (4h, Police Station or Homes) If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Install Dog Seatbelts in the Cruiser (4h, Police Station or Homes) Dad, how'd the police dog tryouts go? That dog is so stupid. That's Santa's Little Helper you're talking about! Not him. The Chief of Police dog, Laddie. He gave Santa's Little Helper a 10. 10 out of 10?! That's pretty great! Ten out of a thousand! *whimper* Hold up. My old dog, Laddie, is there? Yeah, acting like he runs the place, just because he's running the place now. Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Dogs on the Block Pt. 2

After completing New Dogs on the Block Pt. 1: We've finished selecting the new police dogs. If anyone needs me, I'll be busy training them at Emily Winthrop's Canine College. Yes, we know who you are and we know whose college it is. Who me, Emily Winthrop at Emily Winthrop's Canine College? Oh, brother. Chief, do we have to deal with this lady? At least you don't have to give up your office chair to a dog. *bark* I'm gonna need this seat Febreze'd. It smells like failure. Task: Collect Dog Bones [x125] Task: Make Wiggum Hand Over His Chair to Laddie (4h, Police Station) If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Train More Police Dogs (4h, Emily Winthrop's Canine College) Task: Make Homer Train Santa's Little Helper Himself (4h, Simpson House) Sit down! *cracks whip* Roll over! *cracks whip* Wow, you're really harsh on these dogs. I was talking to you! Oh, sorry. What'd you want me to do again? Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Dogs on the Block Pt. 3

After completing New Dogs on the Block Pt. 2: Alright, Rosa Barks, since this is your first ride-along, watch how the pros do it. *bark* *ruff* Where are these "pros"? I'll assume you were just admiring me. Rosa, we're gonna take a stroll down Main Street so keep your eyes open for perps. *bark* *bark* I see a perp! Good eyes, Rosa! Let's sic 'em! Task: Collect Dog Bones [x145] Task: Make Wiggum Chase the Perp (4h) If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Cut Off the Perp Around the Corner (4h) *growls* Grrrr.... Grrrr.... *bites the perp* Wow, that was the fastest perp takedown I've ever seen! *bark* *bark* All in a dog day's work. Did you see that, Chief? Chief? Gimme a break, Lou! I'm still unbuckling my seat belt. Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Dogs on the Block Pt. 4

After completing New Dogs on the Block Pt. 3: Chief Wiggum, have you met McGriff, our new detective? I'll be handling the tough cases from now on. You can talk? Yes, I'm a freak. But I can also translate for the other dogs. *bark* *bark* Tell that beef bag to stay out of his office which is MY office now! *bark* What'd Laddie say? Uh... Laddie just said "respect". I respect you too, Laddie. Also, YOUR office is now in the basement. Come again? Task: Collect Dog Bones [x125] Task: Make Wiggum Head to the Basement (4h, Police Station) If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Put a Dog Bed in Wiggum's Office (4h, Police Station or Homes) If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Add Snausage Water to the Office (4h, Police Station or Homes) If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Test Out a New Whip (4h, Emily Winthrop's Canine College) If the user has McGriff the Crime Dog: Task: MakeMcGriff the Crime Dog Solve Cold Cases (4h, Police Station or Homes) What case are you working on, McGriff? That double murder behind the Krusty Burger? The serial kidnapper? Sad that we've never really solved anything in our careers...just sad. I'm working on the oldest cold case on the books. Trying to crack, once and for all, who is a good boy. I think you're a good boy. Who's-a-good-boy-YOU'RE-a-good-boy-yes-you-are! Ugh. No more cold cases. Quest reward: 100 and 10

New Dogs on the Block Pt. 5

After completing New Dogs on the Block Pt. 4: 60px With the latest arrest numbers, the Springfield Police have had a dramatic turnaround. It's incredible how quickly Chief Wiggum has improved our city. I've heard it's actually the new police dogs who are to thank. Apparently, Laddie is completely running things now. All wild rumors, ladies. I'm still the Chief in charge. But you're working out of the basement. The basement is where all the action is...and the water heater. How did you get into my house? A cop's job is to sniff out trouble. That includes troubled pork chops. I'm gonna need to take yours in for evidence. Task: Collect Dog Bones [x185] Task: Make Wiggum Take Pork Chops as Evidence (4h, Simpson House) If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Hand Over Pork Chop Evidence (4h, Simpson House) If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Tell EVERYONE What Happened (4h, Simpson House) Alright, everybody here needs to know I'm still the Chief of Police. I'm running things! NOT some dumb dog! Chief, nobody can hear you down in the basement. I'm assuming the rats crawling everywhere will spread the word. Quest reward: 200 and 20