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Gameplay[edit]

Fowl Play[edit]

Fowl Play Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 16th: The Thanksgiving Day parade has been cancelled, following the vandalism of all the floats. Sad for spectators, but it saves me from providing banal parade TV commentary. Thank you, vandals. Don't worry, we'll catch the criminals, Kent. Or at least blame it on teenagers. Or immigrants. Ooh, or teenage immigrants! Is that a thing? Our Kwik-E-Mart correspondent is reporting all the frozen turkeys there have been stolen as well. Okay, I can overlook parades getting ruined, but missing food? Something must be done! Task: Make Homer Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart (6s, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fowl Play Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Fowl Play Pt. 1: Giant claw prints? Signs of pecking? Novelty-sized feathers? It's pretty clear who did this... Flanders! T'wasn't that sweater slicker. Them slow-drivin' street barges was killed by the Bigclaw. Bigclaw? So the legend is true. Unlike that one about Santa being college roommates with the Tooth Fairy. Everyone knows the Tooth Fairy went to college online. Dad, you can't seriously believe this Bigclaw hogwash. That reminds me – I got to take my pig to the hogwash. She's getting married tomorrow. I'm her dowry! Task: Make Cletus Tell Tall Tales (6s, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Listen to the Hillbilly's Ramblings (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fowl Play Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Fowl Play Pt. 2: I'm completely convinced: Bigclaw pecks among us! Don't jump to conclusions. Remember that time you saw the Loch Ness Monster in Maggie's wading pool? It was just the dog. Was it? Was it? Yes. It was. Well, this is different because I'm sober. Or sober-ish. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fix that. Task: Make Homer Rant About Crazy Theories While Drinking (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Suckers Believe Crazy Theories [x3] (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Characters: Ned, Cletus, Apu Mister Flanders, please tell me you don't believe in this. I believe in all sorts of things that can't be proven. That's my thing! And I'm here because there aren't a lot of groups that will include me. Even the catatonic patients at the hospital seem to move their chairs away from me. You're welcome here, pal. At least until we get another person to join. Then you're out. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Most Dangerous Game[edit]

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Fowl Play Pt. 3: I've asked you all here for the most important job a man can have. If it's being a father, I'm over that. Big time. No. It's catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing. I'll find your beast, and I'll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free. What if I just want you to find it? That'll cost you. I don't like to break up the package deal. Task: Prepare for the Hunt [x60] (3h, Simpson House) Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Skinner, Grant Connor Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1: Please, won't you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory? Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day. The groundhog doesn't die on Groundhog Day! It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July! Task: Flush out Bigclaw [x90] (3h, Camping Tent) Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor What're you people doing out here? I'm trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga. We're hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw. That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence. I don't usually make snap decisions, but you're hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2: Why are there so many animals? I've already seen seven different kinds of s[i][/i]cat. Uh, not all that's from the animals. You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt. Relax, honey, we're here to hurt a totally different poor animal. So you won't hurt these animals? I won't, no. Not I. Task: Round up the Wild Animals [x190] (3h, Crappy RV) Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone. Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw's his neck! I've done that. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rescue Mission[edit]

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3: Well now we're just back where we started – albeit with a bunch of new swag. I guess the Bible is right; there is more to tracking animals than looking around and hoping. We need to step things up using food as bait. Ironic – I always thought I would be the only thing to die while eating. Task: Draw Bigclaw out of Hiding [x120] (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary) Characters: Homer, Flanders, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy Oh, nothing's happening. Bigclaw is probably just a lie made up by hillbillies. Like saying you can play music on spoons. ... Oh my God, it's Bigclaw! He came when I stopped believing in him, just like heart disease! ... Uh oh. He's mad 'cause he knows we tried to kill him. Turkeys are so sensitive. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5[edit]

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4: I don't know why, but I thought something called "Bigclaw" would be more gentle. It's a monster! Not a monster, but a scientific effort to make bigger holiday turkeys. Perhaps there is a downside to playing God... And an upside -- a two-hundred-pound turkey dinner! Can I order two of them? There's only one, and a white shirt and blue pants will do nothing to protect you. Do you have anything else to wear? I have another white shirt and blue pants, but I only wear them for weddings. Oh, and there's my bear suit. I suppose it could be repurposed... Task: Assemble The Bear Suit [x230] (3h, Simpson House) Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Marge, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy There, it fits just like a glove. Yeah, like a glove you've jammed your fat, bald body into. So just like I said. A glove. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Big Game Hunter[edit]

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6[edit]

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5: There's something about a homemade suit that really gets the killing juices flowing. No offense, Dad, but I think all that's flowing is sweat. Sweat is a killing juice, look it up. Now, as soon as I can muster up the energy to move under all this weight, I can stumble towards getting revenge on Bigclaw. Dad, I know I ask you this a lot, but... is this really a good idea? If I thought about my actions beforehand, none of you kids would've ever been born. And then I wouldn't even be able to ignore your question, so... uh, hakuna matata. Task: Trap Bigclaw [x250] (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy Task: Make Homer and Bigclaw Work Out Their Differences (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary) Dad, I'm begging you: don't kill it! *OOOLULLLU* Wait, I think he's trying to tell me something. *OOOLULLLU* That's what she said! Lisa, this guy's hilarious. And even better, he thinks I am! So you're... friends now? We're enemies. We hate each other... NOT! Dear Player, my Dad's lines are intentionally stupid to highlight that he has the intelligence and comic sensibility of a turkey. If you laughed at any of these jokes, you should feel as bad as we do for writing them. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Man's Beast Friend[edit]

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6: This poor turkey is gonna need some real help if he's going to live in civilization. Yeah, we can't let him slip through the cracks and end up like Moe. You have to teach him about the dangers of the modern world – cars, toxins, Bart... I can also introduce him to the best snack foods and the worst TV shows. Finally, I can pass something on to the next generation other than debt! Task: Make Homer Show Bigclaw the Tractor Pull Network (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Cook a Cheese Steak S'more for Bigclaw (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Teach Bigclaw how to Nap in a Hammock (1h, Simpson House) Hey, this thing is paying out! Come on, everyone: poke and provoke the giant, violent animal! System Message Tap Bigclaw up to three times a day to receive bonus money, XP and pharmaceuticals! Quest reward: Bigclaw, 100 and 10 Note: Tapping Biclaw 3 times a day yields 50 XP and either $250, $500 or 2 Pharmaceuticals each time.

Happy Thanksgiving![edit]

After the user logs in on November 24th: Can I interest you in some Thanksgiving turkeys. In poultry industry jargon, they, uh, "fell off a truck". Wait, the robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart was you? And not Bigclaw? Well, a guy in my crew messed his hand up in a roulette accident and now we call him Bigclaw. So the answer is both yes and no. That would confuse a jury, right? These turkeys still have Kwik-E-Mart price tags on them! Looks like these turkeys are going swimming with cement shoes. But I'll make it look like a scuba trip gone wrong. Quest reward: 100 and 10

An Early Christmas Present[edit]

After the user logs in on November 29th: We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie! *suck* *suck* It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa. You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home! *suck* *suck* Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does! And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch. Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging. *suck* *suck* ... Quest reward: Gnome Box, 100 and 10 Note: An unreleased text, that'll probably be activated in the November 5th to 11th week, is also present, as it links the item to the "The Nightmare After Krustmas" episode, as it's the episode's tie-in: System Message How will Maggie deal with this creepy Gnome? Find out on The Simpsons Sunday 8/7C on Fox!

Premium gameplay[edit]

Man VS Wilderness[edit]

Man VS Wilderness Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark: Mister Connor, what brings you to Springfield? I ask everyone who comes here that, hoping they see something redeeming I don't. Your town's in the migratory path of many of nature's most delicious species. Plus, the tire fire makes them dizzy and easy to shoot. And full of smoky flavor. It's a gun-toting gourmand's dream. You know, the local grocery store sells lots of fresh fruit and vegetables. In case you were considering taking a little break from murder. Pass. I only eat what I shoot. Even on my birthday, I blast cake all over the walls. A pain to clean up, but a man needs to live by principles. Task: Make Grant Connor Shop for Hunting Supplies (4h, Springfield Hunting Supplies) Task: Make Grant Connor Make a Snack (1h) The beak doesn't usually go down that rough. Chest... tightening. Breath... shortening. Oh no! Mr. Connor, I think you're having a heart attack! Haw-haw! But I'm only half-done. Please... apply plastic wrap and... put in fridge. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Man VS Wilderness Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark: You're dying. By getting right to the point like that, I can help an extra three patients a day. Or help myself get to golf earlier. Hehehe, I've been playing a lot of golf. Anyway, you need to stop eating meat. No way. I never feel more alive than when I'm eating something dead. Your diet is costing you your life. And that's on top of what you're spending on steak sauce a month. Maybe you're right, Doc. Maybe it is time for a change. I'm gonna think about it over a piece of antler jerky. Task: Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital) Task: Make Grant Connor Contemplate Life Without Meat (1h, Springfield General Hospital) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Man VS Wilderness Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark: It seems me killing and eating meat is killing me as well. I respect that meat is a worthy opponent. You know, most of the animals you hunt only eat vegetables. Why not be like them, except without the nudity. Try some carrots. Not bad. Crunchy like a baby kangaroo. Where'd you find them? I picked them fresh from Cletus' farm this morning. Fresh, eh? Sounds like hunting. And I can mount the leafy green part over my fireplace. I'm in! Task: Make Grant Connor Hunt Vegetables (8h, Cletus's Farm) I guess I can live without meat by hunting veggies. It wasn't the protein I craved, just the gunplay. Yeah, we'll work on that next. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Purge... of High Prices![edit]

The Purge... of High Prices! (Day1)[edit]

After the user logs in on November 25th: What's that rumbling? Homer, are you brewing your own booze again? Not yet, but I soon will be because it's Black Friday: the day people riot for meager savings. Even on home brewing kits. Oh, no! That means... After tapping on Gil's Black Friday mark: Ol' Gil's back with more stuff than he can fit in his cardboard box slash house slash office slash fire hazard! How can you be a part of a capitalist practice that gets rowdy enough to have its own death count? There's very few deaths, just lots of light trampling. And if someone dies, I'm at their funeral, pocketing cheese cubes like there's no tomorrow. Offer accepted: Thanks, crafty consumer! What better way to be thankful, than to have more THINGS to be thankful for! Materialism's the best... I've heard. Offer declined: Oh, it's just like the old Black Fridays, when they'd lay me off before the paychecks were cut. They said I wasn't worth the envelope.

The Purge... of High Prices! (Day2)[edit]

After the user logs in on November 26th and tapping on Gil's Black Friday mark: Ol' Gil's here to fan the flames with riot-provoking prices on things he can't afford! Black Friday exploits the desperation of the ninety-nine percent, making them scrap and fight for discounts of ten percent. Like everything, this is about injustice and math. Not today. I'm offering bargain basement prices! I got the idea because I once lived in a basement. Whenever it flooded or the radiator boiled over, I got myself a free bath! Offer accepted: No better way to stick it to those fat cats than having Gil join their social elite. Speaking of, my Thanksgiving dinner last year was a fat cat. Tasted horrible. Offer declined: But if you don't spend money, Big Business wins! More importantly, Gil loses!

The Purge... of High Prices! (Day3)[edit]

After the user logs in on November 27th andtapping on Gil's Black Friday mark: It's Black Friday and ol' Gil is pulling out all the stops! Everything must go! Prices are being evicted just like I've been! This sale has gotten out of hand. I don't feel safe leaving my own home. Then oh boy, has Gil got the solution for you: arms and armaments, priced as low as your kids' allowance! Offer accepted: Nothing says "keep off the grass" like a weapon of mass destruction! Offer declined: Don't blame me the next time you incite an angry mob and have no way of fending them off. That's how I lost my bindle. And my kidney.

Domo Arigato[edit]

After the user logs in on November 28th: Well, we survived another Black Friday unscathed. I got a little scathed. Uh... aren't you guys forgetting something? After tapping on Gil's C.H.U.M. mark: It's Cyber Monday! Because the one thing Black Friday needed was more of it! Haven't you done enough? This rampant consumerism has alienated us from all our friends. Or in my case, acquaintances. Who needs friends, when ol' Gil is selling the Friend two-point-oh! He's a companion, butler and paperweight, all rolled into one. Offer accepted: You won't be sorry. When the robot apocalypse comes, you'll have a man on the inside! Offer declined: Fine, who needs you! Gil will keep this little buddy for himself. You an' me will be inseparable, ol' chum. I'm not supposed to be here. Please reconsider. And shower.

Robot Rescue[edit]

Robot Rescue Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on C.H.U.M.'s exclamation mark: Lisa, I've had an epiphany after being paired with teacher in the "buddy system" on our recent field trip. Our weak hand-holding crossing the road suggested that teacher was, in fact, not my "buddy". That's not much of an epiphany. Everyone laughed at you and called you a loser. Even sadly and unprofessionally, the teacher. The same thing happened to Steve Jobs. But like him, my genius has trumped my mockery. I present... The Childlike Humanoid Urban Muchacho, or as he's known to me, his creator and permanent buddy: C.H.U.M! Please don't call me that. At least not around other robots. See, his "banter" function is working perfectly! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to set him to "frolic". And we're off! *sigh* That poor robot. Task: Reach Level 12 and Unlock Martin Task: Make Lisa Think of a Way to Help C.H.U.M. (1h, Simpson House) Task: Force C.H.U.M. to Frolic with Martin (12h, Martin) Professor, is it possible for robots to feel emotion? I believe it is, contrary to the cold shoulder I'm getting from the female voice in my car's GPS. The car's German. Give it time. Now, I've got some robot suffering to lessen. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Robot Rescue Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: I've heard there's a way to help robots in trouble, but it's a well-kept secret. That sounds like an awesome movie. Maybe the robot kills and burns everyone around it. That could be the first minute and then it could build from there. I'm glad you're excited about this. Can I count on you to help? Okay, but I'm not doing it to help you, I'm doing it to hurt Martin. Six of one. Now come on -- we can start by making contact with another local robot. Whoa, the new Yard Work Simulator! I'm gonna get the raking leaves high score! Task: Make Lisa Put Her Plan Into Action (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Get Distracted by Yard Work Simulator (4h, Yard Work Simulator) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Robot Rescue Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Okay, everything is set. The Yard Work Simulator has contacted every robot from here to West Shelbyville. They will get C.H.U.M. to a place where he can be happy. Wouldn't it be easier to just pour water on him so he can short-circuit? Easier and way cooler to watch! No Bart, he deserves happiness and should enjoy a long life. At least until the C.H.U.M. two-point-oh comes out and he's stuck in a closet somewhere. Task: Make C.H.U.M. do the Robot (4h) Lisa, have you seen C.H.U.M.? I planned a big day for us folding pocket squares, steeping tea, a gentle poetry jam... Uh no, I haven't seen him. Did he say anything to you? He just sent me an email saying "As much misery as I felt, I now feel twice as much joy". What ever could that mean? I have no idea, but isn't it enough for you that wherever he is, he's happy? No! I had to sit by myself on the bus today. I have a mirror next to my bed so I can pretend I have a friend sleeping over. I'm back to being alone and even I don't enjoy my company! I'm sorry, but finding friends for nerds is way harder than friends for robots. Quest reward: 100 and 10