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− | ==Malibu Scheme House== | + | == Malibu Scheme House == |
− | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 1=== | + | === Malibu Scheme House Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory | + | {{TB|Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I'm missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype!}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!}} | {{TB|Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!}} | ||
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{{TB|What?! How?}} | {{TB|What?! How?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The | + | {{TB|The shop's been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I couldn't help myself – the first four sold so well!}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics (4h, Coolsville or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Look, | + | {{TB|Look, I'm happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini.}} | {{TB|I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Besides, | + | {{TB|Besides, it's the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|My eyes!}} | {{TB|My eyes!}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 2=== | + | === Malibu Scheme House Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Okay, that | + | {{TB|Okay, that didn't go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I've started a new business venture I think will be a hit...}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?}} | {{TB|An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want.}} | {{TB|Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|This one sounds promising: | + | {{TB|This one sounds promising: "Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl." He's awfully dashing...}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service (2h, Coolsville or Brown House)<br>If the user has Femme Fatale: '''Task:''' Make Femme Fatale Go On Blind Date (2h, Coolsville or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gimme a break – you | + | {{TB|Gimme a break – you don't look anything like your profile pic!}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, | + | {{TB|Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, "Master of Space"! I use it to screen out the posers. I'm afraid you don't make the cut.}} |
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't make the cut?! How about I cut YOU!}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!}} | {{TB|Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 3=== | + | === Malibu Scheme House Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!}} | {{TB|Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Did I hear you say | + | {{TB|Did I hear you say you're in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing!}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!}} | {{TB|You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That would be great, but now I | + | {{TB|That would be great, but now I don't have any money to get started.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something | + | {{TB|Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something rare...and collectible.}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!}} | {{TB|Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Excellent!}} | {{TB|Excellent!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Strawberry Pitch Multi-Level Marketing (8h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple!}} | {{TB|What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple!}} | ||
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{{TB|I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero!}} | {{TB|I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|People, people! | + | {{TB|People, people! It's not about the product, it's about recruiting your own salespeople.}} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You mean like a pyramid scheme?}} | {{TB|You mean like a pyramid scheme?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, no, | + | {{TB|No, no, it's not a pyramid scheme! If you'll just look at this diagram–}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The one literally in the shape of a pyramid?}} | {{TB|The one literally in the shape of a pyramid?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What? | + | {{TB|What? Oh...rats.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 4=== | + | === Malibu Scheme House Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey babe, | + | {{TB|Hey babe, what's wrong?}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!}} | {{TB|I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Aw, | + | {{TB|Aw, that's not so bad.}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now | + | {{TB|But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I'm going to lose it all!}} |
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh no! | + | {{TB|Oh no! That's terrible!}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's okay. I'm just going to play with them one last time.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!}} | {{TB|Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Strawberry Play With Her Malibu Stacy Collection (4h, Coolsville or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 5=== | + | === Malibu Scheme House Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Time to pay up! | + | {{TB|Time to pay up! What's that? You don't have the money?}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|No...no, I don't.}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?}} | {{TB|Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!}} | {{TB|Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!}} | ||
− | {{THT|If the user has Comic Book Guy: '''Task''' | + | {{THT|If the user has Comic Book Guy: '''Task:''' Make Comic Book Guy Lay Down the Law (1h, Coolsville or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Strawberry Be Impressed by the Law (1h, Coolsville or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act!}} | {{TB|As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act!}} | ||
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{{TB|We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.}} | {{TB|We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Wow, | + | {{TB|Wow, that's really specific.}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm glad I don't have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, | + | {{TB|Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it's really me, Smithers.}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yeah, we know.}} | {{TB|Yeah, we know.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Woeful Weasel== | + | == Woeful Weasel == |
− | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 1=== | + | === Woeful Weasel Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.}} | {{TB|Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Ugghh...c'mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards | + | {{TB|Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I'll need you to see to that.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!}} | {{TB|Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You'll have to use your car keys.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't have a car!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant (2h, Wall E. Weasel's or Brown House)<br>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task:''' Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup (2h, Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's Pizza or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>scraping cheese with his belt buckle<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point?}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>scraping cheese with his belt buckle<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point?}} | ||
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{{TB|Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.}} | {{TB|Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|How are you my boss anyways? | + | {{TB|How are you my boss anyways? I'm twice your age!}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am.}} | {{TB|If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now if | + | {{TB|Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 2=== | + | === Woeful Weasel Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> What a day. I | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> What a day. I don't know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day... I need some relief!}} | {{TB|And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day... I need some relief!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?}} | {{TB|Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker (4h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>knocks on vertical rolling door<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>knocks on vertical rolling door<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I'd introduce myself. Name's Gil.}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Boy howdee, you sure look like | + | {{TB|Boy howdee, you sure look like you've been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.}} | {{TB|You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, | + | {{TB|Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there's some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral!}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So anyway, | + | {{TB|So anyway, here's my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn't I? Here you go, one of Gil's finest brews.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.}} | {{TB|What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 3=== | + | === Woeful Weasel Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.}} | {{TB|Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Ol' Gil doesn't have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I'm sleeping. Then things'll be looking up!}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, since | + | {{TB|Well, since we're neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.}} | {{TB|Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.}} | ||
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{{TB|Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.}} | {{TB|Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Whoa, | + | {{TB|Whoa, you're talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He's a whiz with that technical stuff.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil's Other Neighbor (1h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?}} | {{TB|Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?}} | ||
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{{TB|This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up.}} | {{TB|This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just | + | {{TB|But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don't have your smarts.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come.}} | {{TB|You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come.}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walks into rake<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walks into rake<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> We'll start by cleaning up these rakes.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 4=== | + | === Woeful Weasel Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!}} | {{TB|Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You | + | {{TB|You uh...you okay, Bob?}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.}} | {{TB|I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And what, pray tell, was this?}} | {{TB|And what, pray tell, was this?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil's Unit (1h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Dear God, what is this abomination?}} | {{TB|Dear God, what is this abomination?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ah, are you two checking out | + | {{TB|Ah, are you two checking out Gil's sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens.}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!}} | {{TB|And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, | + | {{TB|Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I'll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now, just because you live in a cage | + | {{TB|Now, just because you live in a cage doesn't mean you have to live like an animal. Let's turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 5=== | + | === Woeful Weasel Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!}} | {{TB|It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. | + | {{TB|Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol' Gil's not getting lead poisoning tonight!}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.}} | {{TB|Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You know what? | + | {{TB|You know what? You're right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, | + | {{TB|Well, let's not go overboard.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Starting tomorrow, | + | {{TB|Starting tomorrow, I'm going to show everyone the new me!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence (1h, Wall E. Weasel's or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it.}} | {{TB|Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it.}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>deep sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> You can do this. You can do this!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>deep sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> You can do this. You can do this!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Heya kids! Wall E. | + | {{TB|Heya kids! Wall E.'s here and he's ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. <nowiki>*</nowiki>hands Wall E. a scooper<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. <nowiki>*</nowiki>hands Wall E. a scooper<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Do the Math== | + | == Do the Math == |
− | ===Do the Math Pt. 1=== | + | === Do the Math Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ah, man. I | + | {{TB|Ah, man. I can't believe we lost that math competition.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's okay, guys. We'll get 'em next time.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, but from a pragmatic perspective we should identify the weakest link and excise it.}} | {{TB|Yes, but from a pragmatic perspective we should identify the weakest link and excise it.}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And | + | {{TB|And Database...you missed the final question that cost us the game. How could you have confused Fermat's Last Theorem with his FIRST theorem?}} |
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Seventeenth century French mathematics is my weakness! You know that.}} | {{TB|Seventeenth century French mathematics is my weakness! You know that.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're off your game, and it's gonna cost us that regional trophy that is built out of golden Mersenne prime numbers.}} |
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Again with the seventeenth century French mathematics!}} | {{TB|Again with the seventeenth century French mathematics!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Cosine Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>If the user has Database: '''Task:''' Make Database Vote On Kicking Himself Out (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>If the user has Report Card: '''Task:''' Make Report Card Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Are we really doing this? Database is the President of the group. We | + | {{TB|Are we really doing this? Database is the President of the group. We can't just kick him out.}} |
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's more of an impeachment.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Right, and that always goes so well...}} | {{TB|Right, and that always goes so well...}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Do the Math Pt. 2=== | + | === Do the Math Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|As Vice President, I hereby vote to remove Database from the group!}} | {{TB|As Vice President, I hereby vote to remove Database from the group!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|But...you already voted! You can't vote twice.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Given that | + | {{TB|Given that he's a non-member, I motion to have Database's comments stricken from the record.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Ahh...I agree with Database, but decorum must be followed. The motion passes.}} |
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The motion passes! Let it be added to the record.}} | {{TB|The motion passes! Let it be added to the record.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> You'll regret this, Cosine.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Cosine Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>If the user has Report Card: '''Task:''' Make Report Card Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Do the Math Pt. 3=== | + | === Do the Math Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Cosmos, I believe the time is right for you to rejoin our ranks.}} | {{TB|Cosmos, I believe the time is right for you to rejoin our ranks.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>graffitiing the swing set<nowiki>*</nowiki> | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>graffitiing the swing set<nowiki>*</nowiki> Don't call me Cosmos.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Bart, we really need you. Sure, math may not be your strong suit, but what you lack in actual mathematical skill you make up for | + | {{TB|Bart, we really need you. Sure, math may not be your strong suit, but what you lack in actual mathematical skill you make up for in...}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|In what?}} | {{TB|In what?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gimme a minute, I | + | {{TB|Gimme a minute, I didn't practice this.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|C'mon, guys. I'm not the best mathlete around here.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're not? Then who is?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh...that guy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>beating up Wendell<nowiki>*</nowiki> You plus me makes two of us who knew this beating was coming.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>beating up Wendell<nowiki>*</nowiki> You plus me makes two of us who knew this beating was coming.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|His addition skills are indeed on point.}} | {{TB|His addition skills are indeed on point.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Cosine Try to Convince Nelson to Join (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>If the user has Nelson: '''Task:''' Make Nelson Reject Cosine's Offer (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thank you for redirecting his ire.}} | {{TB|Thank you for redirecting his ire.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Are you okay, Wendell? He did hit you in the stomach pretty hard. You look a | + | {{TB|Are you okay, Wendell? He did hit you in the stomach pretty hard. You look a bit...}} |
{{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Please | + | {{TB|Please don't say it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|...queasy?}} |
{{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>throws up<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>throws up<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Do the Math Pt. 4=== | + | === Do the Math Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Mr. Muntz, I believe you are overlooking one very important thing.}} | {{TB|Mr. Muntz, I believe you are overlooking one very important thing.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh yeah? And | + | {{TB|Oh yeah? And what's that? <nowiki>*</nowiki>pulls back fist for a punch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Girls dig nerds.}} | {{TB|Girls dig nerds.}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slowly relaxes fist<nowiki>*</nowiki> They do?}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slowly relaxes fist<nowiki>*</nowiki> They do?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh...yeeaaahhh. Totally. All my friends are like "I can't wait to find a hunk who can...solve the Poincaré Conjecture."}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But Lisa, it was already solved in 2003.}} | {{TB|But Lisa, it was already solved in 2003.}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Just go with it.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Just go with it.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That must be what | + | {{TB|That must be what I've been missing all this time. Alright nerds, I'm in.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Cosine Teach Nelson Quadratic Equations to Get Girls (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Do the Math Pt. 5=== | + | === Do the Math Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What the crap. You nerds lied to me! Chicks | + | {{TB|What the crap. You nerds lied to me! Chicks don't dig nerds, they dig geeks!}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Huh? | + | {{TB|Huh? What's the difference?}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well apparently only geeks know the difference.}} | {{TB|Well apparently only geeks know the difference.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I wish you all would stop stereotyping so much, it really depends on the – oh no, | + | {{TB|I wish you all would stop stereotyping so much, it really depends on the – oh no, he's winding up his fist for a patented Nelson Wham Bam Thank You Slam!}} |
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Run!}} | {{TB|Run!}} | ||
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{{TB|He's coming after us! Oh wait, he's already winded.}} | {{TB|He's coming after us! Oh wait, he's already winded.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I can't...I'm no match for their delicate legs. Nerds!}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah, and | + | {{TB|Yeah, and don't you forget it! The...leg part, not the nerd part.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Cosine Try Not to Be a Nerd Anymore (4h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh hey, Cosine. What | + | {{TB|Oh hey, Cosine. What uh...what are you doing there?}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>strutting weirdly<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ah, Lisa. Perhaps you | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>strutting weirdly<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ah, Lisa. Perhaps you don't recognize me. For I am no longer a nerd to be picked on. I am now a geek.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're still gonna get picked on.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What? No!}} | {{TB|What? No!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, guys. I heard your search for a new member | + | {{TB|Hey, guys. I heard your search for a new member didn't go so hot. Well...guess whose got two thumbs and is still the best mathlete around?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Please | + | {{TB|Please don't.}} |
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sticking thumbs into his chest<nowiki>*</nowiki> This guy!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sticking thumbs into his chest<nowiki>*</nowiki> This guy!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Palm Springfield Resort Gil Deal== | + | == Palm Springfield Resort Gil Deal == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Ah, there's nothing like a day by the pool here at Palm Springfield Resort.}} | {{TB|Ah, there's nothing like a day by the pool here at Palm Springfield Resort.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sipping a drink, taking in the sun, checking out the ladies who are checking out | + | {{TB|Sipping a drink, taking in the sun, checking out the ladies who are checking out Ol' Gil.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sir, you have to rent a room in order to use the pool. How did you even get past security?}} | {{TB|Sir, you have to rent a room in order to use the pool. How did you even get past security?}} | ||
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{{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I guess I could go to the public pool. Maybe they cleaned it | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I guess I could go to the public pool. Maybe they cleaned it since... the incident.}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Pain in the Jass== | + | == Pain in the Jass == |
− | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 1=== | + | === Pain in the Jass Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?}} | {{TB|Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, well... | + | {{TB|Oh, well...I'm afraid things aren't going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|So...pleasure?}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That's fine.}} | {{TB|That's fine.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room (30m, Palm Springfield Resort)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.}} | {{TB|And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.}} | ||
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{{TB|Great, thanks.}} | {{TB|Great, thanks.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If you | + | {{TB|If you wouldn't mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It | + | {{TB|It shouldn't take more than five minutes, you'll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 2=== | + | === Pain in the Jass Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>making a phone call<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>making a phone call<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>goes to voicemail<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hi, | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>goes to voicemail<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hi, you've reached the Jasses. I'm Lara, and I'm Hugh!}} |
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|We | + | {{TB|We can't come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we'll get back to you! <nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Lara, | + | {{TB|Lara, it's me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I'm sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out.}} |
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Life is usually more funny than this.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Life is usually more funny than this.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip (1h, Palm Springfield Resort)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walks into the hotel bar<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walks into the hotel bar<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sir, please | + | {{TB|Sir, please don't sit on the chairs without drying off first.}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid?}} | {{TB|You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid?}} | ||
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{{TB|As long as the ingredients are in the name.}} | {{TB|As long as the ingredients are in the name.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Great. | + | {{TB|Great. I'll have a screwdriver.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh...how about a swizzle stick?}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 3=== | + | === Pain in the Jass Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No offense, but this drink you mixed just | + | {{TB|No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn't hitting the spot.}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You know, | + | {{TB|You know, I'll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since...}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>a single tear falls<nowiki>*</nowiki> Since that first Flaming Moe I drank.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>a single tear falls<nowiki>*</nowiki> Since that first Flaming Moe I drank.}} | ||
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{{TB|...}} | {{TB|...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|According to my | + | {{TB|According to my bartender's handbook, I'm supposed to say, "Go to her, Hugh."}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. <nowiki>*</nowiki>runs out the door<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe's for a Flaming Moe (2h, Moe's Tavern)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.}} | {{TB|Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sorry, we | + | {{TB|Sorry, we don't serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again–}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll pay five hundred dollars.}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You want a little umbrella in it?}} | {{TB|You want a little umbrella in it?}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 4=== | + | === Pain in the Jass Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And so then...then I said | + | {{TB|And so then...then I said "Stop leering at her, sir. That's my WIFE!" And then I...I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here.}} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hahaha, oh man | + | {{TB|Hahaha, oh man that's a great story. <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.}} | {{TB|Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Alright, Hugh. | + | {{TB|Alright, Hugh. You've had three already. And...I'm kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you're paying for these, but I think you've had enough.}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|How's about I call you a cab?}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I said good day, sir!}} | {{TB|I said good day, sir!}} | ||
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{{TB|What?}} | {{TB|What?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Listen here | + | {{TB|Listen here you... Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes (4h, Moe's Tavern)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 5=== | + | === Pain in the Jass Pt. 5 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slowly opens his eyes<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slowly opens his eyes<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Where...where am I?}} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're in the hospital.}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The hospital? How did I get here?}} | {{TB|The hospital? How did I get here?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You had one too many Flaming | + | {{TB|You had one too many Flaming Moe's, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We've all been there. <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|And...you saved me?}} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I'm checked into the room next door.}} | {{TB|No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I'm checked into the room next door.}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh, sorry.}} | {{TB|Oh, sorry.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Mr. Jass? | + | {{TB|Mr. Jass? There's someone here to see you.}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Lara?}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Lara?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife (1h, Springfield General Hospital or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I have to tell | + | {{TB|I have to tell you...you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven't had a friend like that in a long time.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's the least I could do...is what the bartender's handbook says I should say.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:31, April 27, 2024
Contents
Malibu Scheme House[edit]
Malibu Scheme House Pt. 1[edit]
Malibu Scheme House Pt. 2[edit]
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Malibu Scheme House Pt. 3[edit]
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Malibu Scheme House Pt. 4[edit]
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Malibu Scheme House Pt. 5[edit]
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Woeful Weasel[edit]
Woeful Weasel Pt. 1[edit]
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 2[edit]
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 3[edit]
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 4[edit]
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 5[edit]
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Do the Math[edit]
Do the Math Pt. 1[edit]
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Do the Math Pt. 2[edit]
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Do the Math Pt. 3[edit]
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Do the Math Pt. 4[edit]
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Do the Math Pt. 5[edit]
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Palm Springfield Resort Gil Deal[edit]
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Pain in the Jass[edit]
Pain in the Jass Pt. 1[edit]
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 2[edit]
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 3[edit]
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 4[edit]
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 5[edit]
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