Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons Movie/Quotes"
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:[Grampa in church] | :[Grampa in church] | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tail, a ''thousand eyes'', ''TRAPPED FOREVER''. |
:[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises] | :[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises] | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, do something!" | + | :'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': "Dad, do something!" |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!" | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!" |
| − | :'''[[Grampa Simpson]]''': "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!! | + | :'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa Simpson]]''': "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer''': "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!" |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment." |
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!" | + | :'''[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]]:''' "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!" |
:'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!" | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!" | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Milhouse:''' "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!" |
:[Nelson punches Milhouse] | :[Nelson punches Milhouse] | ||
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| − | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "A thousand eyes...what could that be? | + | :'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "A thousand eyes... what could that be?" |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Abraham Simpson]]''': "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..." |
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:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | :[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome''] | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer''': D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME! |
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Revision as of 17:29, February 7, 2011
- Ralph Wiggum: "I like men now!"
- Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
- Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
- Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]
- [The family is late for Church]
- Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."
- Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"
- Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
- Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
- [Grampa in church]
- Abraham Simpson: "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, TRAPPED FOREVER.
- [Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
- Lisa: "Dad, do something!"
- Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
- Grampa Simpson: "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!
- Homer: "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"
- Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
- Milhouse: "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
- Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
- Milhouse: "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"
- [Nelson punches Milhouse]
- Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]
- Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
- Abraham Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."
- Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
- Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
- [after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
- Homer: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!
- Homer: [looking at the anger mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
- Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
- Homer: D'oh...
- Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
- Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
- Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.
- Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
- Cargill: What treasure?!
- Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
- Cargill: I'm a weiner?
- Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
- Bart: How naked?
- Homer: Fourth base.
- Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
- Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?
- 'Homer:'''' You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
