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| − | '''''The Poke of Zorro''''' is a movie about [[Zorro]] produced by [[Fox]]. | + | '''''The Poke of Zorro''''' is a very anachronistic movie about [[Zorro]] produced by [[Fox]]. |
== Plot == | == Plot == | ||
The movie starts with [[Zorro]] fencing [[the Three Musketeers]] and killing them before he fences the [[Man in the Iron Mask]]. Zorro slices the letter "Z" on the Iron Mask's shirt and tells him that he has come to put [[King Arthur]] back on the throne, shortly after this Zorro fenced with ninjas. | The movie starts with [[Zorro]] fencing [[the Three Musketeers]] and killing them before he fences the [[Man in the Iron Mask]]. Zorro slices the letter "Z" on the Iron Mask's shirt and tells him that he has come to put [[King Arthur]] back on the throne, shortly after this Zorro fenced with ninjas. | ||
| − | In the next scene, Zorro is meeting with his girlfriend and cuts his dress off, but to his shock he finds an SP for the | + | In the next scene, Zorro is meeting with his girlfriend and cuts his dress off, but to his shock he finds an SP for the {{ap|Scarlet Pimpernel|E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)}} carved on her undergarments. Zorro's girlfriend insincerely says the two are just friends and that is all, but Zorro says that her honor has been insulted and this will not stand. He visits an opera house where he meets the Scarlet Pimpernel and slaps him with a glove, challenging him to a duel. The Scarlet Pimpernel dramatically grabs Zorro's shirt in response to the question, only to yell he is a coward, as he disgracefully flee the theater. Afterwards King Arthur abdicates the throne of England to Zorro as the opera house crowd cheers. |
== Cast == | == Cast == | ||
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*'''Robot Zorro:''' [[Shawn Wayans]] | *'''Robot Zorro:''' [[Shawn Wayans]] | ||
*'''Mrs. Zorro:''' [[Rita Rudner]] | *'''Mrs. Zorro:''' [[Rita Rudner]] | ||
| − | *''' | + | *'''{{ap|Scarlet Pimpernel|E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)}}:''' [[Curtis Armstrong|Curtis "Booger" Armstrong]] |
*'''[[King Arthur]]:''' {{Ch|Cheech Marin}} | *'''[[King Arthur]]:''' {{Ch|Cheech Marin}} | ||
*'''[[Man in the Iron Mask]]:''' [[Gina Gershon]] | *'''[[Man in the Iron Mask]]:''' [[Gina Gershon]] | ||
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The Poke of Zorro
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The Poke of Zorro is a very anachronistic movie about Zorro produced by Fox.
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Plot[edit]
The movie starts with Zorro fencing the Three Musketeers and killing them before he fences the Man in the Iron Mask. Zorro slices the letter "Z" on the Iron Mask's shirt and tells him that he has come to put King Arthur back on the throne, shortly after this Zorro fenced with ninjas.
In the next scene, Zorro is meeting with his girlfriend and cuts his dress off, but to his shock he finds an SP for the Scarlet Pimpernel carved on her undergarments. Zorro's girlfriend insincerely says the two are just friends and that is all, but Zorro says that her honor has been insulted and this will not stand. He visits an opera house where he meets the Scarlet Pimpernel and slaps him with a glove, challenging him to a duel. The Scarlet Pimpernel dramatically grabs Zorro's shirt in response to the question, only to yell he is a coward, as he disgracefully flee the theater. Afterwards King Arthur abdicates the throne of England to Zorro as the opera house crowd cheers.
Cast[edit]
- Zorro: John Byner
- Robot Zorro: Shawn Wayans
- Mrs. Zorro: Rita Rudner
- Scarlet Pimpernel: Curtis "Booger" Armstrong
- King Arthur: Cheech Marin
- Man in the Iron Mask: Gina Gershon
- Wise Nun: Posh Spice
- Stupid Nun: Meryl Streep
- Time Traveler #1: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
- Orangutan at Dance: Puddles
- Gay-Seeming Prince: Spalding Gray
- Man Beating Mule: Eric Roberts
- Mule Beating Man: Gus
- Hiccuping Narrator: Pelé
- President Van Buren: Robert Evans
- Corky: Anthony Hopkins
- Voice of Magic Taco: James Earl Jones
Reception[edit]
Bart likes the film because it is a living history lesson, but Lisa believes that the film is completely unreal. Homer liked it when Zorro challenged the Scarlet Pimpernel in a duel, and began to behave like Zorro himself.
Appearances[edit]
