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Soccer Mummy

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Soccer Mummy
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Movie Information
Genre: Comedy
Starring: Ed O'Neill
Country of Origin: USA
First Appearance: "Jaws Wired Shut"


Soccer Mummy is an upcoming family film at Springfield Googolplex Theatres, starring Ed O'Neill in the title role.

Plot[edit]

The movie is the story of Justin's soccer team. The team was in last place, resulting in Justin being teased by other kids: "You suck! No wonder your parents are getting divorced." The team's fortunes changed completely when they dug up a new player, the Soccer Mummy. He made brilliant plays for the team, and taught Justin to believe in himself. The Soccer Mummy's only weakness (revealed when he saw a well-endowed woman in the stands cheering for him) was that his bandages ripped when he got a boner.

Appearances[edit]