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'''God''' is the eternal, supreme being who created and preserves all things.
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The '''Angel Skeleton''' (aka the '''Springfield Angel''') was a supposed skeleton of an angel that was excavated by [[Lisa]] at [[Sabertooth Meadow]], the soon-to-be site of [[Heavenly Hills Mall|a new mega mall]].
  
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He once attempted to flood [[Springfield]], but stopped when [[Reverend Lovejoy]] showed the Springfieldians that God was the path to good, and also once chose to end the world. This time, He was stopped by [[Homer Simpson]], who requested Him to turn back time and leave the apocalypse off for a few years. God has two aides, [[Colonel Sanders]] and [[Buddha]], although he is seen with [[Jesus]] in [[Heaven]]. In an interesting side note, SpongeBob once appeared in Heaven alongside Buddha and Jesus. In one episode when asked if they should help someone, SpongeBob replied with a wave of the hand and said "screw 'em". God's voice appeared when Homer and Barney decide to join forces and Homer says "Not even God can stop us now!" After this God replies, "Oh No?" and dries up all the snow. It is also implied once that God has a tendency to cause train wrecks.
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When [[Lisa]] noticed a new mall was being built on Sabertooth Meadow, a site where fossils had previously been dug up, she got [[Lionel Hutz]] as her lawyer and went to the construction site. Here, {{ap|Sid|Lisa the Skeptic}}, and his PR man, ensured Lisa that all the fossils had already been dug up. However, they decided to let Lisa dig for fossils as it could be good for publicity. Lisa then went to [[Principal Skinner]] and called in a favor she had to have him allow the students to dig at Sabertooth Meadow. After a while of not finding anything, Lisa noticed a skull in the dirt. She uncovered it and then found that it seemed to have wings attached to it.
  
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Homer met God to say a word about family, but even though Heaven is a top notch destination, Homer couldn't enjoy being in Heaven knowing that his family was suffering. God said that He understood about family suffering because His son lived on Earth once, but He doesn't know what happened and he hasn't been the same since.
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Everyone at the dig site was shocked to see an angel skeleton, although Lisa wasn't convinced and tried to explain it away, suggesting that a neanderthal may have been bitten by two angry fish. As the people of [[Springfield]] discussed who should keep the skeleton, [[Homer]] strapped it to his car and drove off home with it. At home, several people visited, wanting to see the angel fossil. This eventually led to Homer getting the idea to charge people to see the angel...
  
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Because Homer rioted all the time he was in Heaven, God talked with Homer about the problem. Homer asked God to undo the rapture and wait another time to do it. God agreed, but Homer asked God to do something else when He's undone the Apocalypse, where he must be shown at the Last Supper.
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The Angel Skeleton (aka the Springfield Angel) was a supposed skeleton of an angel that was excavated by Lisa at Sabertooth Meadow, the soon-to-be site of a new mega mall.

When Lisa noticed a new mall was being built on Sabertooth Meadow, a site where fossils had previously been dug up, she got Lionel Hutz as her lawyer and went to the construction site. Here, Sid, and his PR man, ensured Lisa that all the fossils had already been dug up. However, they decided to let Lisa dig for fossils as it could be good for publicity. Lisa then went to Principal Skinner and called in a favor she had to have him allow the students to dig at Sabertooth Meadow. After a while of not finding anything, Lisa noticed a skull in the dirt. She uncovered it and then found that it seemed to have wings attached to it.

Everyone at the dig site was shocked to see an angel skeleton, although Lisa wasn't convinced and tried to explain it away, suggesting that a neanderthal may have been bitten by two angry fish. As the people of Springfield discussed who should keep the skeleton, Homer strapped it to his car and drove off home with it. At home, several people visited, wanting to see the angel fossil. This eventually led to Homer getting the idea to charge people to see the angel...

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