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Latest revision as of 08:31, September 27, 2023
Bart's Top 40 is a list over the top forty at Bart from The Bart Book.
Top 40[edit]
- My moral compass, Mr. Herschel Krustofski-aka Krusty the Clown.
- Skeleton keys.
- Finding change in coin returns.
- "*67"-the code that disables Caller I.D.
- Televised police chases.
- The easygoing "free sample" lady at Try 'N' Save who doesn't mind many happy returns.
- My trusty slingshot.
- The classic cherry Squishee.
- The killer combination of model rockets, action figures, and kite string.
- Getting full-sized candy bars while Trick or Treat-ing.
- That awesome millisecond of weightlessness when Otto catches air driving the bus over the dip on Elm Street.
- Writing in wet cement.
- Watching firworks from the rood.
- School assemblies.
- Staying home sick from school when you're not actually sick.
- A perfectly executed ollie.
- Rusty, creaky carnival rides run by surly dudes in wife-beater T-shirts.
- Animated holiday specials.
- All you can eat anything.
- Waking up at 7 A.M. ready for school, and realizing it's Saturday.
- Comic book conventions.
- Radioactive Man #628: The ish where Radioactive Man uses the sun as a weapon against the Cosmic Commander, shouting, "Have a ball--of incomprehensibly hot nuclear energy!" (Genius! You can't make that suff up!)
- Ice cream on a hot summer day.
- Ice cream on a freezing day.
- Ice cream on a room-temperature day.
- The flying monkeys in #Wizard of OZ" (Actuall, pretty much monkeys in general).
- Phlegm (also on my Bottom 40).
- Clueless substitute teachers.
- Seeing people mistake wasabi for gucamole.
- The "Krusty's Kut-Out Klassics" DVD clip where a hot studio light falls on Sideshow Bob's head, causing his hair to burst into flames.
- The beloved cartoon violence of "Itchy & Scratchy."
- Making Milhouse laugh hard enough to make milk shoot out of his nose.
- Snow forts.
- Watching televised surgery during suppertime.
- The tripple deck, fat-fried, Jumbo Joke Funny Meal with medium setzer at Krustyburger.
- When Mom burns the salmon croquettes and we get to eat #35.
- Truckasaurus.
- The annual field trip to the "Ah, Fudge!" factory.
- Getting Skinner's goat.
- Playing catch in the yard with Homer. (Don't tell him!)
