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Bart's Top 40

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Bart's Top 40 is a list over the top forty at Bart from The Bart Book.

Top 40[edit]

  1. My moral compass, Mr. Herschel Krustofski-aka Krusty the Clown.
  2. Skeleton keys.
  3. Finding change in coin returns.
  4. "*67"-the code that disables Caller I.D.
  5. Televised police chases.
  6. The easygoing "free sample" lady at Try 'N' Save who doesn't mind many happy returns.
  7. My trusty slingshot.
  8. The classic cherry Squishee.
  9. The killer combination of model rockets, action figures, and kite string.
  10. Getting full-sized candy bars while Trick or Treat-ing.
  11. That awesome millisecond of weightlessness when Otto catches air driving the bus over the dip on Elm Steet.
  12. Writing in wet cement.
  13. Watching firworks from the rood.
  14. School assemblies.
  15. Staying home sick from school when you're not actually sick.
  16. A perfectly executed ollie.
  17. Rusty, creaky carnival rides run by surly dudes in wife-beater T-shirts.
  18. Animated holiday specials.
  19. All you can eat anything.
  20. Waking up at 7 A.M. ready for school, and realizing it's Saturday.
  21. Comic book conventions.
  22. Radioactive Man #628: The ish where Radioactive Man uses the sun as a weapon against the Cosmic Commander, shouting, "Have a ball--of incomprehensibly hot nuclear energy!" (Genius! You can't make that suff up!)
  23. Ice cream on a hot summer day.
  24. Ice cream on a freezing day.
  25. Ice cream on a room-temperature day.
  26. The flying monkeys in #Wizard of OZ" (Actuall, pretty much monkeys in general).
  27. Phlegm (also on my Bottom 40).
  28. Clueless substitute teachers.
  29. Seeing people mistake wasabi for gucamole.
  30. The "Krusty's Kut-Out Klassics" DVD clip where a hot studio light falls on Sideshow Bob's head, causing his hair to burst into flames.
  31. The beloved cartoon violence of "Itchy & Scratchy."
  32. Making Milhouse laugh hard enough to make milk shoot out of his nose.
  33. Snow forts.
  34. Watching televised surgery during suppertime.
  35. The tripple deck, fat-fried, Jumbo Joke Funny Meal with medium setzer at Krustyburger.
  36. When Mom burns the salmon croquettes and we get to eat #35.
  37. Truckasaurus.
  38. The annual field trip to the "Ah, Fudge!" factory.
  39. Getting Skinner's goat.
  40. Playing catch in the yard with Homer. (Don't tell him!)